Takes

Contracting toxoplasmosis from cats will make you a fearless 'Berserker' warrior

45% of the population has this parasite called toxoplasmosis that comes from cat feces... it makes mice not fear predators so they just wander on and then the cats eat it... I want to be fearless. The Berserker cult has to contract toxoplasmosis and we'll all just be fearless Berserker warriors... when I contract toxoplasmosis, I will be an absolute fearless warrior and it will be sick.

The 'giant baby' on the internet should be put on a steroid and protein schedule to become an NFL left tackle

I want to find that baby and start putting creatine and whey protein in its formula and then make it like an All-Pro left tackle... It's child abuse to not be abusing his childhood putting it to work... he needs to be put on schedule now where he's not going to you know where else we can put this giant.

The Beserker Blood Cult will make us more efficient drinkers by donating blood

The idea is we show like this is where called does it's called the Berserker blood cult... on Friday, we donate blood platelets or blood and then we like just become blood making machines... you buy alcohol and you can buy less alcohol because your blood levels are lower so your BAC gets higher so it's economical.