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I will drink four kegs of beer during 'September'
How many beers will PFT drink in September? Four kegs. Yes. Okay, that's like 670 beers, bro... I guess I have to buy four kegs now. I'm drinking four kegs during September.
It is physically impossible for a human to consume 4 kegs (roughly 660 beers) in 30 days and live to tell the tale, and there is no record of him actually attempting this.