"I will drink four kegs of beer during 'September'" — PFT Commenter

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I will drink four kegs of beer during 'September'

How many beers will PFT drink in September? Four kegs. Yes. Okay, that's like 670 beers, bro... I guess I have to buy four kegs now. I'm drinking four kegs during September.

Prediction Life ScorchingSarcastic

It is physically impossible for a human to consume 4 kegs (roughly 660 beers) in 30 days and live to tell the tale, and there is no record of him actually attempting this.

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The Celtics will smoke the Heat if they play in the Conference Finals

Everyone saying the Heat now... they could beat [the Bucks]. If we play the Heat in the Conference Finals, I think we would smoke them.

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Tiger Woods in contention on a Sunday at the US Open is what America needs right now

What America needs right now more than anything is something like we need a miracle... What we need is Tiger Woods to be in contention on Sunday at the US Open because like you remember at the Masters, everybody get behind tiger on Sunday.

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Tiger Woods missed the cut at the 2020 US Open at Winged Foot.

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The Rockets-Lakers series will be a 'Frankenstein series' where Mike D'Antoni's Mickey Mouse basketball beats LeBron James

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