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Kevin Love, Mystery Teams, And Jamal Murray Is Insane

Monday, August 31, 202015 takes

Sports are back and we recap the weekend while watching Jamal Murray go off in Game 6 of the Nuggets/Jazz series ( - ). College Football is back, sort of ( - ). Who's back of the week including Bronny Jr and the big NFL trade Sunday ( - ). Kevin Love joins the show for an awesome interview where we talk about everything from the '16 Cavs, being teammates with Lebron, UCLA, fat Kevin Love, mental health and more ( - 1). Segments include Billy's list and lottery machine numbers.

Kevin Love on 2016 Cavs, LeBron as a Planet, and Jamal Murray's Heat Check

We are officially in the eye of the sports storm. Big Cat and PFT opened the show while watching Jamal Murray absolutely torch the Jazz in Game 6, and it’s clear we are witnessing a literal god among men. While Big Cat tried to navigate his way through another terrible gambling performance, the focus shifted to the Lakers finally handling business against the Blazers and the Rockets looking like a genuine threat to the throne.

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Aug 31, 2020
#17614
Big CatBig Cat

The Rockets-Lakers series will be a 'Frankenstein series' where Mike D'Antoni's Mickey Mouse basketball beats LeBron James

I really, really want to see the Rockets versus the Lakers because that is a Frankenstein series... Rockets are going to play no one over 6'6" and the Lakers are going to play everyone over 6'10"... D'Antoni's system is Mickey Mouse basketball, but it's still going to beat the Lakers.

The Lakers beat the Rockets 4-1 in the Western Conference Semifinals.

Speaking of the Lakers, the conversation turned to their first-round exit from the 'regular season' and entry into what looks like a deep run. Big Cat thinks they've finally flipped the switch, even if the road ahead looks like a science experiment gone wrong.

Win
Aug 31, 2020
#23910
Big CatBig Cat

The Lakers have officially entered full playoff mode

Lakers are I mean full playoff mode now after even myself saying it would be a good series between them and the Blazers.

The Lakers went on to win the 2020 NBA Championship in the bubble.

Who’s Back featured the triumphant return of mystery teams in the MLB trade market. PFT isn't buying the rumors that a secret front-runner is ever actually real, but it makes for great Twitter fodder for guys like Bob Nightingale. Meanwhile, Big Cat is mourning the Jaguars' defense, which he traces back to one specific departure.

Void
Aug 31, 2020·Who's Back
#17618
Big CatBig Cat

The Jaguars' defensive window closed because they got rid of Blake Bortles

The real story is you have to score points in this league if you want to compete in AFC Championship game and they got rid of the quarterback... everyone was talking about how [the Jaguars] now have two starters left from that 2017 game... none of them mentioned that Blake Bortles also gone.

The Jaguars did collapse after 2017, but consensus attributes it to the defense leaving and Bortles' play declining, not his absence.

Billy Football chimed in with a truly insane theory about why Kim Jong-un might have faked a coma, while also imagining a world where Yugoslavia still existed solely to dominate the Olympic basketball court.

Win
Aug 31, 2020·Who's Back
#17621
Billy FootballBilly Football

A unified Yugoslavian Olympic basketball team would be one of the best in the world

Doncic, Bogdanovic, Bojan Bogdanovic, Jokic, Vucevic, Dragic... If Yugoslavia remained today, their Olympic team national team would actually be pretty good.

The roster Billy listed includes multiple MVPs (Jokic) and All-NBA players (Doncic). This team would arguably be the only real threat to Team USA.

Kevin Love joined the show for a marathon interview that touched on everything from his 'Fat Kevin Love' days at UCLA to the internal dynamics of the 2016 Cavaliers. Kevin Love described LeBron James as having a "gravitational pull" like a planet, where the entire team's energy depended on whether LeBron was in a good mood or sulking after a loss. He also opened up about the famous "fit in vs. fit out" tweet and how he navigated being the third star in a high-pressure environment.

Void
Aug 31, 2020
#23911
Kevin LoveKevin Love

The 2017 Cavaliers were the most talented team to ever underachieve in the regular season

I still do believe to this day our most talented team and you know, we lost 4-1 in the finals... I truly do believe that we were probably the most talented underachieving team in regular season almost ever like if you look at us on paper you say, oh they should win 60 plus Games every year.

Subjective historical assessment of team talent vs performance.

Kevin Love also gave us a glimpse into the chaotic nature of those Cavs teams, including the time JR Smith threw a bowl of soup at a coach. We also learned that Kevin Love is a massive Stone Cold Steve Austin fan and has perfected the beer bash, even if Cleveland fans haven't quite mastered the technique. On a more personal note, he discussed his journey with mental health and the importance of being vulnerable, specifically referencing Paul George's recent struggles in the bubble.

Win
Aug 31, 2020
#23912
Kevin LoveKevin Love

I won't dye my hair anymore even though I'm going gray

I'm rolling with dying my hair and I tell people like I let everyone know... I get it just like right my temples. Yeah, so I get it kind of across the way... I'm just going to roll with it. I'm rolling with it.

Love has generally embraced the 'Silver Fox' look in the years following this interview.

To wrap things up, the lottery machine took over the studio and things got dark for PFT. After Billy tried to pitch "Sober September," the guys immediately pivoted to "September," a month-long celebration of beer. The machine was not kind to PFT’s liver.

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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I will drink four kegs of beer during 'September'

How many beers will PFT drink in September? Four kegs. Yes. Okay, that's like 670 beers, bro... I guess I have to buy four kegs now. I'm drinking four kegs during September.

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It is physically impossible for a human to consume 4 kegs (roughly 660 beers) in 30 days and live to tell the tale, and there is no record of him actually attempting this.

We finished the show with a classic Billy Football fun fact that will make you never want to look at a koala the same way again.

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Billy FootballBilly Football

90% of all koalas have chlamydia

Billy's fun facts: 90% of koalas have chlamydia. Anyway, like people who handle koalas at zoos sometimes catch chlamydia.

While 90% is on the high end of estimates, large populations of koalas in Australia are indeed infected with chlamydia, with some regions reaching nearly 100%.

If Jamal Murray keeps this up, we might have to start the petition to move the Nuggets to a bigger market just so we can see him play more often.

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Loss
Aug 31, 2020
#17613
Big CatBig Cat

The Celtics will smoke the Heat if they play in the Conference Finals

Everyone saying the Heat now... they could beat [the Bucks]. If we play the Heat in the Conference Finals, I think we would smoke them.

The Heat beat the Celtics 4-2 in the 2020 Eastern Conference Finals.
Loss
Aug 31, 2020
#17615
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Tiger Woods in contention on a Sunday at the US Open is what America needs right now

What America needs right now more than anything is something like we need a miracle... What we need is Tiger Woods to be in contention on Sunday at the US Open because like you remember at the Masters, everybody get behind tiger on Sunday.

Tiger Woods missed the cut at the 2020 US Open at Winged Foot.
Loss
Aug 31, 2020·Who's Back
#17617
HankHank

Bronny James joining FaZe Clan is a money-laundering scheme for Coach K

So we're gonna snitch on Bronny. What percentage of FaZe Clan does Coach K own? It's dark money that's going into no one knows who finances it.

This is a comedic conspiracy theory with no factual basis.
Void
Aug 31, 2020·Who's Back
#17616
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Mystery teams in MLB trade rumors are never actually real

I don't think these mystery teams ever real. Swooping in last-second franchise mode... I guess the mystery team is now the front-runner.

While the Padres did acquire Clevenger, 'mystery teams' are frequently just leverage tools, though occasionally they exist (e.g. the Blue Jays for George Springer later).
Loss
Aug 31, 2020·Who's Back
#17619
Big CatBig Cat

Jimmy Graham and Cole Kmet will be a dynamic duo for the Bears

Everyone knows [Jimmy Graham] is an elite blocker... they got Cole Kmet and Jimmy Graham. Dynamic duo. If we just get half of their production from last year, we're going to be great.

Jimmy Graham had a mediocre season (8 TDs) and Cole Kmet was a rookie; they were not a dominant 'dynamic duo' in terms of league-wide impact.
Void
Aug 31, 2020·Who's Back
#17620
Billy FootballBilly Football

Kim Jong-un faked his coma to test the loyalty of his inner circle

Kim Jong-un is back from the coma... His sister has now disappeared. So I think that he did a little switch to make sure to see who's loyal to him.

This remains speculative and unverified by credible intelligence, as North Korean internal politics are opaque.
Loss
Aug 31, 2020
#23913
Big CatBig Cat

Jamal Murray will average over 40 points for the Jazz-Nuggets series

If Jamal Murray scores more than 40 in game seven, he'll average over 40 for the series for sure... He's been averaging like 38 before this game. He'll be over 40 for sure.

Murray averaged 31.6 points for the 7-game series. While he had three 50-point games, his lower scoring earlier in the series kept the average below 40.

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