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PFT CommenterColton Underwood from The Bachelor is not actually a virgin
I received corroborating evidence in the form of a screenshot from someone's camera roll showing that they had that Snapchat that Colton sent back in 2014... I think that dick's been soaked before.
Colton later came out as gay in 2021, and there has been much discussion about how the 'virgin' narrative was a producer-driven storyline or a mask for his internal struggles.
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PFT CommenterIf you name your kid Blake, he is guaranteed to win at least one reality TV competition in his life.
If you name your kid Blake, you do so knowing for a fact that he will win at least one reality TV competition in his life.
The Bachelorette contestant Blake Horstmann did not win Becca's season, but did appear on several spinoffs. This is a satirical generalization.