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Scott Zolak, Mason Ramsey, And PFT Was Detained By The FBI
Middle of Super Bowl week and PFT crashed media day and was detained by the FBI. He tells the full story and what it was like to talk to Todd Gurley about his cats and Sean McVay about our forthcoming Super Bowl Suite ( - ). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Lebron tampering with Anthony Davis ( - ). Recurring guest and Belichick whisperer Scott Zolak joins the show to talk about the Super Bowl, his last text message with Tom Brady, and the time he told Bon Jovi to just play the hits ( - ). Mason Ramsey joins the show to talk about his rise to fame, whats his favorite animal, and the fact that he isn't allowed to dab anymore ( - ). Segments include Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor, the Bryce is Right Bryce Harper Update, Just Chill out man for murder and kidnapping hypotheticals by a couple respected journalists and guys on chicks.
Media Day Recap
Big CatTodd Gurley lacks commitment to his potential pet cats
He's been engaged to getting a cat for way too long. People are starting to ask questions, Todd. They're saying, is this wedding ever going to happen? Lack of commitment from Todd Gurley.
PFT CommenterI will announce a 100-day boycott of the NFL after the Super Bowl
I'm going to announce my annual 100-day boycott of the NFL, minus the combine draft.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
Big CatLeBron James clearly tampered with Anthony Davis
Anthony Davis and LeBron James had dinner together. Wouldn't that seem kind of perfect that they waited about a month after their dinner for Anthony Davis to demand a trade? ... LeBron James probably doesn't have to pay an agent's fee. He probably owns part of Clutch Sports. And guess what? Anthony Davis is going to go to the Los Angeles Lakers... LeBron James completely tampered here.
Big CatI will not view the Lakers with Anthony Davis as a real team
I'm going to say something right now. It's bullshit, and I will not let it stand... I will not view the Los Angeles Lakers with Anthony Davis as a real team. Asterix on all of it.
PFT CommenterYou have to be a world-class dumbass not to tamper in the NBA
I would say that you'd have to be a world-class dumbass not to tamper in the NBA. If you're not tampering, you are dumber than a pile of rocks.
PFT CommenterJerry Jones should hire Tony Romo as the Cowboys head coach
I think that Tony Romo would be a great coach... because we would get the chance to see Tony Romo blow more fourth quarter games... And Jerry Jones will never fire him. No, make it happen, Jerry.
Interview
Scott ZolakMusical artists like Bon Jovi should only play the hits and not new stuff
John [Bon Jovi]'s like, what do you think of the new stuff? And I'm like, what new stuff? ... I tell people this all the time. Play the hits. Give the people what they want. You get on a treadmill. I don't want to listen to new stuff.
Scott ZolakTom Brady will play for 2 to 3 more years
I think, you know, if you asked me last year, I could see forward at one year... I think it's a kumbaya period where Bill's happy, Tom's happy... That fucker's having fun, and I think he wants to continue to have fun. So two to three years.
Mason RamseyThe Brooklyn Nets are improved and will make the playoffs
An okay team, but last year they had a few issues, is the Brooklyn Nets. I think they've improved a lot this year. And if they keep doing well, they should be able to make the playoffs.
Mason RamseyThe ground is flat but the earth is round
Ground is flat, but the earth is round.
Bachelor Talk
PFT CommenterColton Underwood from The Bachelor is not actually a virgin
I received corroborating evidence in the form of a screenshot from someone's camera roll showing that they had that Snapchat that Colton sent back in 2014... I think that dick's been soaked before.
Bryce Is Right
PFT CommenterColin Kaepernick will get Baseball Hall of Fame votes
Colin Kaepernick hasn't been offered a job in baseball... As a contributor to the game, I think he would get Hall of Fame [votes].