Michael Jordan is better than LeBron James

I think MJ's better. [LeBron] is one of those crybabies. Yes, I do.

I was legally arrested at Super Bowl Opening Night

According to Merriam-Webster's dictionary, the definition of arrest is to take or keep in custody by authority of law. Boom. I was arrested.

If the Rams give us Super Bowl tickets, we should burn them in protest

If Sean McVay gives us two sweet tickets, we're just going to burn them... Protest... if he wins the Super Bowl, he will be in the giving mood. And he'll be like, you know what? Let's give these guys a ring. And then we sell it. Then we buy Super Bowl tickets next year and burn those.

The Chargers' game against the Raiders is a must-win

The Chargers might have the most must-win game of all time playing the Raiders with the schedule they have. If they don't win this week, it's over.

Texas won; Ohio State choked

I'll say Texas win, Ryan Day choke. The play calling, I don't know, maybe they got too conservative. I think they probably did.

Oregon is probably out if it loses to USC

The USC game will be massive. If Oregon loses that game, they're probably out.