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The Steelers will beat the Chiefs in the playoffs because Kansas City is due for a bad game

I really think the Steelers could beat the chiefs... the chiefs are due for a bad game, man. They really are just due for one... I wouldn't be surprised.

The elevator technicians union is one of the best and most lucrative trades to join

In the union's, there is elevator union. Biggest money can make one of the best unions there is. Wow. They like this guy's first year he'll he'll easily make probably 120-125... I mean you're talking about guys that make over 200, 250 a year.

I would trade my own financial security for Ben Roethlisberger to win one more Super Bowl before retiring

If I could have one dream and one thing come true, it wouldn't be for me to be a millionaire. It wouldn't be for my family to be set for the rest of their life. It would be for Big Ben to go out like the Bus [Jerome Bettis], with a ring. I'd do anything for that.

Doing spreadsheets so fast that you sweat counts as blue collar work

I don't care if you're just like a little bit out of shape, you're doing spreadsheets. You're doing them really fast. I agree if you're so fast on the computer that it makes you sweat. That's blue collar for sure. A hundred percent.