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John Cena, Georgia’s National Title, Coach Firings & Bring Your Lunch Pail W/ Jersey Jerry
Calling all the dawgs. The Georgia Bulldogs win the National title and we recap Monday’s incredible game. Coach Firings in the NFL plus we taped this before Joe Judge was fired and say dumb things about how smart it would be to keep him around(-). Hot Seat/Cool Throne(-). John Cena joins the show to talk about his new show Peacemaker, big cat’s belly button, acting, wrestling, and the recent loss of his close friend(-). We finish the show with Jersey Jerry and bring your lunch pail/guys on chicks(-).
Recap
PFT CommenterNick Saban was secretly relieved to lose the National Championship because it provides bulletin board material
I think that there's like a small part of Nick Saban that was kind of relieved that he lost. That was like more rat poison. He's happy that he lost because now he's got all sorts of bulletin board material for next year.
PFT CommenterKirby Smart is sneaky athletic and could probably dunk a basketball
He probably has like a 30 inch vertical leap... I think Kirby sneaky athletic. I think he can get rim.
Big CatIt will be a long time before another walk-on quarterback starts for a National Champion
It will be, I'll say this confidently, there'll be a long time before we see a walk-on be the starting quarterback for a national champion again. That was the first walk on or former walk-on who beat Nick Saban since 1997.
PFT CommenterNFL owners are generally idiots with the same IQ level as a dumb coworker
The person that owns your favorite team is a pretty big idiot. Just like the sooner you come to terms with that, the better they're just they're morons. Like everybody else, like think of the dumbest people that you work with that is typically about the same IQ level as an NFL owner.
Big CatTed Phillips is the root of the Bears' problems and uses the Arlington Heights move to avoid being fired
The only way the bears can be fixed is Ted Phillips has to go... he's obviously in charge of the Arlington Heights land purchase. And I think that will never happen because Ted Phillips knows, as long as they're still negotiating it, he will still have a job.
PFT CommenterJoe Judge staying with the Giants makes him a 'human shield' for the new GM
For a GM, [the Giants job] is absolutely [attractive] because you do have some draft picks this year... and then you have the perfect scapegoat and Joe judge, nobody expects anything out of Joe judge next year, right? Human shield. Yes. You need a human shield.
Big CatThe Seahawks should bring back Pete Carroll and Russell Wilson because they are better than 80% of the league
The Seahawks will be so smart to just bring Pete Carroll and Russell Wilson back... You're better with these two guys than like 80% of the [NFL].
Hot Seat Cool Throne
Big CatAndrew Luck looks extremely happy and appears to have zero interest in returning to football
Andrew luck shows up out of nowhere... and he looked like he's lost about 70 pounds. My God, I actually don't think that Andrew luck has picked up a football in the last three years. And he looks really happy.
Interview
John CenaJames Gunn maintains a 'no asshole' rule on his film sets
[James Gunn] also has a no asshole [rule]. And he puts together teams of people who there's not a bad apple in the bunch... I knew I was going to be surrounded by good people.
John CenaGetting in shape requires a consistent lifestyle change rather than a temporary diet
The tips are easy. The application is hard. Make good choices and be consistent. And that's absolutely it. Don't make it a January diet, make it a lifestyle change, make good choices and be consistent.
Lunch Pail
Jersey JerryThe Steelers will beat the Chiefs in the playoffs because Kansas City is due for a bad game
I really think the Steelers could beat the chiefs... the chiefs are due for a bad game, man. They really are just due for one... I wouldn't be surprised [if they win] because they're due.
Jersey JerryTJ Watt is definitively the best defensive player in football
For anybody who's been watching the NFL this year or the past three years... the best defensive player in football has been TJ watt. It's a fact.
Jersey JerryThe NFL is rigged for ratings and views
How somehow some way, and the fourth quarter... the scores magically are going to line up. If this team gets a touchdown in a two point conversion, it's like, wow, it's, it's rigged. This is rigged for ratings, for views.
Jersey JerryThe elevator technicians union is one of the best and most lucrative trades to join
In the union's, there is elevator union. Biggest money can make one of the best unions there is. Wow. They like this guy's first year he'll he'll easily make probably 120 125 first year. I mean, you're talking about guys that that make over 200, 250 a year.