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John Cena, Georgia’s National Title, Coach Firings & Bring Your Lunch Pail W/ Jersey Jerry

Wednesday, January 12, 202223 takes

Calling all the dawgs. The Georgia Bulldogs win the National title and we recap Monday’s incredible game. Coach Firings in the NFL plus we taped this before Joe Judge was fired and say dumb things about how smart it would be to keep him around(-). Hot Seat/Cool Throne(-). John Cena joins the show to talk about his new show Peacemaker, big cat’s belly button, acting, wrestling, and the recent loss of his close friend(-). We finish the show with Jersey Jerry and bring your lunch pail/guys on chicks(-).

John Cena on Peacemaker, Georgia Wins the Natty, and NFL Black Monday

The Georgia Bulldogs finally climbed the mountain, taking down Alabama in a game that started as a defensive slugfest and ended with Stetson Bennett IV becoming a legendary figure in Athens. Big Cat and PFT were mesmerized by the sheer speed on the field, even if it served as a reminder of how far the rest of the country is from the SEC elite.

Void
Jan 12, 2022
#24020
Big CatBig Cat

The top tier of college football (top 2-5 teams) effectively plays a different sport than the rest of the country

If you're a fan of pretty much any team except for like the top five, you realize it's a different sport. Those guys are playing a different sport than everyone else in college.

This is an observation about the structural disparity in college football talent and resources.

The story of the night was Stetson Bennett, the former walk-on who had to watch five-star recruits pass him by before getting his moment. PFT was particularly impressed by Kirby Smart’s post-game vertical leap, while Big Cat celebrated the end of the 1980 jokes.

Loss
Jan 12, 2022
#7402
Big CatBig Cat

It will be a long time before another walk-on quarterback starts for a National Champion

It will be, I'll say this confidently, there'll be a long time before we see a walk-on be the starting quarterback for a national champion again.

The same walk-on, Stetson Bennett, won the National Championship again the following season (January 2023).

While the Bulldogs were breaking property in Indy, the NFL was busy cleaning house. Black Monday saw several coaches get the axe, with none being more shocking than Brian Flores in Miami. Big Cat and PFT broke down why good coaches get fired, often because they simply didn't play nice with the higher-ups or failed to fix one side of the ball.

Void
Jan 12, 2022
#24021
Big CatBig Cat

Defensive-minded head coaches like Brian Flores and Vic Fangio are rightfully judged for failing to fix their offenses

It's similar to Vic Fangio. If you don't get the offense figured out, it still counts against [the coach]. Even though he's a defensive coach, it's—if you don't get the offense figured out, it still counts against [you].

This is a coaching philosophy take. Both coaches were fired in part due to offensive stagnation.

As a Bears fan, Big Cat is in a state of perpetual mourning regarding the team's leadership. He’s convinced that Ted Phillips has found the ultimate survival hack by tying his employment to a land purchase in Arlington Heights that may never actually happen.

Void
Jan 12, 2022
#7408
Big CatBig Cat

The only way the Bears can be fixed is firing Ted Phillips, who uses the Arlington Heights land purchase to avoid being fired

The only way the bears can be fixed is Ted Phillips has to go... he's obviously in charge of the Arlington Heights land purchase. And I think that will never happen because Ted Phillips knows, as long as they're still negotiating it, he will still have a job.

Ted Phillips retired from the Bears in early 2023. The organization has since seen significant changes, though success remains intermittent.

PFT offered a cynical view of the hiring of Bill Polian to run the Bears' search, noting that sometimes one good decision decades ago can fuel a career forever.

Void
Jan 12, 2022
#24022
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Bill Polian's Hall of Fame success is largely predicated on simply choosing Peyton Manning over Ryan Leaf

He's the architect of the Colts. He drafted Peyton Manning. His biggest career accomplishment is like, 'I didn't take the other guy.' I took Peyton Manning. Good choice, Bill. I'm just going to ride that for the rest of my life. I had one good week of work in the last 30 years and now I just get to coast off that.

While Polian built several Super Bowl contenders, the Manning pick is undeniably the cornerstone of his legacy.

John Cena joined the show in full Peacemaker gear, and it didn't take long for things to get weird. Big Cat revisited their last meeting by asking John to evaluate his cavernous belly button, leading to a surprisingly philosophical discussion about vulnerability. Cena talked about working with James Gunn and the refreshing environment on the set of the new HBO Max series.

Win
Jan 12, 2022
#7412
John CenaJohn Cena

James Gunn maintains a 'no asshole' rule on his film sets

[James Gunn] also has a no asshole [rule]. And he puts together teams of people who there's not a bad apple in the bunch... I knew I was going to be surrounded by good people.

This is a frequently cited policy by James Gunn and his regular cast members in multiple interviews.

Cena also touched on the current state of professional wrestling and why having another major player in the space is a win for everyone involved, performers and fans alike.

Void
Jan 12, 2022
#24024
John CenaJohn Cena

Competition in the wrestling industry is good because it forces every performer to be at their best

Do I think competition is good? I think competition is great... Whenever there is more buzz around an industry, it's good for the industry and it forces all of us to be at our best... repeatable bad segments from the group means the company can't be good, which means that the competition will succeed.

This is a business and entertainment theory take.

To wrap things up, Jersey Jerry stopped by for a high-energy edition of Bring Your Lunch Pail. Jerry is fully convinced that the Steelers are about to go on a miracle run with Big Ben, mostly because he believes the Chiefs have used up all their luck.

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Jersey JerryJersey Jerry

The Steelers will beat the Chiefs in the playoffs because Kansas City is due for a bad game

I really think the Steelers could beat the chiefs... the chiefs are due for a bad game, man. They really are just due for one... I wouldn't be surprised.

The Chiefs beat the Steelers 42-21 in the Wild Card round on January 16, 2022.

Jerry even went as far as to say he'd sacrifice his own future wealth just to see Roethlisberger hoist one more trophy. He also provided some very specific career advice for anyone looking to get into the trades, highlighting one specific union as the promised land.

Win
Jersey JerryJersey Jerry

The elevator technicians union is one of the best and most lucrative trades to join

In the union's, there is elevator union. Biggest money can make one of the best unions there is. Wow. They like this guy's first year he'll he'll easily make probably 120-125... I mean you're talking about guys that make over 200, 250 a year.

Elevator installers and repairers are consistently among the highest-paid construction trades in the U.S.

Stetson Bennett being hungover on Good Morning America is the most relatable any National Champion has ever been.

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Loss
Jan 12, 2022
#7400
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Nick Saban was secretly relieved to lose the National Championship because it provides bulletin board material

I think that there's like a small part of Nick Saban that was kind of relieved that he lost. That was like more rat poison. He's happy that he lost because now he's got all sorts of bulletin board material for next year.

OpinionCFBMediumSarcastic
Nick Saban has never expressed relief at losing a national title game; he is known as one of the most competitive coaches in history.
Win
Jan 12, 2022
#24018
Big CatBig Cat

Nick Saban is the greatest coach of all time

He's won it all. He's the greatest coach of all time. Losing one, it's obviously disappointing for Alabama, but man, Georgia, what an unbelievable game.

Nick Saban retired in 2024 with a record seven national championships (six at Alabama, one at LSU), widely cementing him as the greatest in the eyes of the sport's history.
Void
Jan 12, 2022
#7404
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Kirby Smart is sneaky athletic and could probably dunk a basketball

He probably has like a 30 inch vertical leap... I think Kirby sneaky athletic. I think he can get rim.

There is no video evidence of Kirby Smart dunking, but his 5'11" frame and former playing career make a 30-inch vertical plausible but unverified.
Void
Jan 12, 2022
#24019
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The 2021 Indianapolis Colts would beat the 2021 Georgia Bulldogs by 20 points

I think the Colts would beat Georgia by 20 points. But I do think that this game, the Alabama Georgia national championship, had as many fast players on the field as most NFL teams would.

While the game was never played, historical precedent and roster construction heavily favor any NFL team over a college squad, regardless of talent level.
Void
Jan 12, 2022
#7406
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

NFL owners are generally idiots with the same IQ level as a dumb coworker

The person that owns your favorite team is a pretty big idiot. Just like the sooner you come to terms with that, the better they're just they're morons. Like everybody else, like think of the dumbest people that you work with that is typically about the same IQ level as an NFL owner.

This is an inherently subjective opinion about intelligence and competence.
Loss
Jan 12, 2022
#7409
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Joe Judge staying with the Giants makes him a 'human shield' for the new GM

For a GM, [the Giants job] is absolutely [attractive] because you do have some draft picks this year... and then you have the perfect scapegoat and Joe judge, nobody expects anything out of Joe judge next year, right? Human shield. Yes. You need a human shield.

The Giants actually fired Joe Judge on Jan 11, 2022, right as this episode was dropping (the show acknowledges they recorded before he was fired).
Loss
Jan 12, 2022
#7410
Big CatBig Cat

The Seahawks would be smart to bring back both Pete Carroll and Russell Wilson for the next season

The Seahawks will be so smart to just bring Pete Carroll and Russell Wilson back... You're better with these two guys than like 80% of the [NFL].

The Seahawks traded Russell Wilson to the Denver Broncos in March 2022, opting to rebuild rather than bring the duo back.
Void
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Travis Barker is the best songwriting drummer and makes any act he plays with significantly better

Whatever [Travis Barker] does, he's somehow like the best songwriting drummer, where he makes any band or any act that he plays with that much better.

Subjective musical assessment.
Win
Big CatBig Cat

Andrew Luck looks extremely happy and appears to have zero interest in returning to football

Andrew luck shows up out of nowhere... and he looked like he's lost about 70 pounds. My God, I actually don't think that Andrew luck has picked up a football in the last three years. And he looks really happy.

Andrew Luck has remained retired and has expressed contentment with life outside of football.
Win
Big CatBig Cat

Deliberately scheduling a 'congratulations' tweet for the losing team is a genius move for social media engagement

That is a genius plan to get people talking about [us]... every account should do that... schedule a tweet for 12 hours later and be like 'Congratulations to the [losing team]'... and everyone be like 'Oh, when scheduling tweets goes wrong.' And then sweet interactions.

This is a verified tactic used by social media managers to boost reach.
Win
Jan 12, 2022
#7413
John CenaJohn Cena

Getting in shape requires a consistent lifestyle change rather than a temporary diet

The tips are easy. The application is hard. Make good choices and be consistent. And that's absolutely it. Don't make it a January diet, make it a lifestyle change, make good choices and be consistent.

This is widely accepted medical and fitness advice.
Win
Jan 12, 2022·Lunch Pail
#7415
Jersey JerryJersey Jerry

TJ Watt is definitively the best defensive player in football

For anybody who's been watching the NFL this year or the past three years... the best defensive player in football has been TJ watt. It's a fact.

TJ Watt won the 2021 NFL Defensive Player of the Year award, tying the single-season sack record.
Loss
Jan 12, 2022·Lunch Pail
#7416
Jersey JerryJersey Jerry

The NFL is rigged for ratings and views

How somehow some way, and the fourth quarter... the scores magically are going to line up. If this team gets a touchdown in a two point conversion, it's like, wow, it's, it's rigged. This is rigged for ratings, for views.

There is no verifiable evidence that the NFL rigs game outcomes for ratings.
Loss
Jersey JerryJersey Jerry

I would trade my own financial security for Ben Roethlisberger to win one more Super Bowl before retiring

If I could have one dream and one thing come true, it wouldn't be for me to be a millionaire. It wouldn't be for my family to be set for the rest of their life. It would be for Big Ben to go out like the Bus [Jerome Bettis], with a ring. I'd do anything for that.

The Steelers lost to the Chiefs in the Wild Card round (42-21), and Roethlisberger retired shortly after without a final ring.

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