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Week 14, Fastest 2 Minutes, Jameis Winston's Mona Lisa + The Titans Are On Fire

Monday, December 9, 201910 takes

Week 14 Fastest 2 minutes. We recap every game from Sunday ( - ). The Rams big win, the Bills fall short against the Dominant Ravens ( - ). Freddie Kitchens is a big dumb dumb ( - ). The Packers offense is weird ( - ). The Vikings bounce back, the 49ers win a shootout and George Kittle is a Beast. Dolphins try to win with only Field Goals, Jameis Winston's Mona Lisa. Drew Lock is for real, the Jaguars quit, and the Titans are the hottest team in the NFL. We finish up the recap with the Patriots vs the Chiefs and Duck's win in the desert. Who's back of the week ( - 1). College Football Playoff break down and the Badgers broke Big Cat's heart again (1 - 1). Football guy of the week and Joe Burrow's swagger.

Recap

Loss
Take Slip·Dec 9, 2019
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Big CatBig Cat

The Bears will win out and the Vikings will lose out

The Bears gonna win out and the Vikings are going to start losing out. So I'm not worried about the Rams as much as a Viking just falling flat on their face.

The Bears did not win out, finishing 8-8 and missing the playoffs. The Vikings finished 10-6 and made the postseason.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 9, 2019
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Freddie Kitchens should be fired even after a win

Freddie kitchens should be fired even in a win. Freddie kitchens is passing like he can't even pass the simplest of tests and the simple test that I am talking about is the Bengals have the worst run defense in the entire league and Freddie kitchens ran the ball six times in the first half... He is a dump you... He's a dummy.

Freddie Kitchens was indeed fired by the Browns at the end of the 2019 season.
Void
Take Slip·Dec 9, 2019
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It is impossible to tank in the NFL

I think it's impossible to tank in the NFL. I really do because it's just a sport that's impossible to think like guys are playing for their next jobs. It's a violent game. It's hard to tell people. Hey go out there and just don't try right?

This is a philosophical sports argument that remains subjective, though front offices clearly 'tank' via roster construction.
Push
Take Slip·Dec 9, 2019
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The Packers are a little bit fraudulent

I feel I feel like the Packers are a little bit fraudulent. Oh, welcome to yes the right side of History SHINee. It took only beating the Redskins by five points for me to realize that. Hey, maybe they're not that great of a football team this year.

The Packers finished 13-3 and reached the NFC Championship game, where they were thoroughly outclassed by the 49ers, validating the 'fraudulent' tag against elite competition.
Void
Take Slip·Dec 9, 2019
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Jameis Winston is the Big Ben heir apparent

I think Jameis Winston Is Our Big Ben Heir Apparent... off sketchy off-field stuff. They have the classic like they're never fully down on the on the field... There's so many plays were Jameis Winston has six guys around him and then he just kind of emerges from it... he is the funniest quarterback of ever want.

While Winston has had some longevity, he never reached Roethlisberger's tier of consistent winning or Super Bowls, eventually becoming a backup/journeyman.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 9, 2019
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Drew Lock is good because he is consistently lucky

I called Drew lock being good and he is good make no mistake... he's consistently lucky and all the ways that you see... You can tell when a quarterback is really good is when they're consistently lucky at everything that they do.

Drew Lock's career trajectory proved he was not, in fact, particularly good or consistently lucky enough to remain a starter.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 9, 2019
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Big CatBig Cat

The Jaguars have 100% quit

The Jaguars have quit fully hundred percent quit because you can tell when a team quits when they just give up so many running like big run plays and and screens... That's acquiescence in the quit.

The Jaguars lost their next game to the Raiders before winning a meaningless Week 17 game. Doug Marrone was eventually fired after the following season, but the 2019 team clearly gave up.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 9, 2019
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The Titans will win the AFC South if they beat the Texans next week

I think if they beat the Texans on Sunday... they're going to win the AFC South. Okay, if they win this game... because the Titans have the distinct feel of a team that fully believes they're not only good but maybe even better than they are.

The Titans lost that first matchup to the Texans in Week 15 (24-21). While they beat Houston in Week 17, the Texans won the division title.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 9, 2019
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LSU and Clemson will meet in the National Championship game

I actually think it's gonna be LSU Clemson in the final... yeah I'm going to agree I mean this might take a loan out.

LSU beat Oklahoma and Clemson beat Ohio State. LSU and Clemson did play for the National Championship.

Who Is Back

Open
Take Slip·Dec 9, 2019·Who's Back
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Lane Kiffin will eventually coach at Alabama

He is he's gonna end up being like the coach of, Alabama... This is it feels like this is his second to last spot... he's very clearly looking at something else and I think that something else is Alabama.

As of 2024, Lane Kiffin remains the head coach at Ole Miss and has not succeeded Nick Saban (Kalen DeBoer did).