Brandon McCarthy

Tommy Lasorda is mentally sharp but his physical stature is overrated

Tommy's fine. He's upright. He's around. He's mentally very spry. Physically, he's not at the top of his game, but mentally he is... Overrated. He's sharp. You know when you get older and they have that row of 20 lines that they can go to in any situation, you can't beat them at anything? He's at that stage.

I love when hitters celebrate and flip bats, even if it's against me

Actually, I like hitter celebrating, even if it's in a way that I don't agree with. Just do it. Do your thing. I'd be okay with it.

I'm fine with having dementia in 30 years as a result of my baseball career

Yeah, you just keep it out of your head as much as you can and just know you're going to have dementia in 30 years and you're okay with it.

Being on rehab is the easiest money in professional sports

I'm addicted to actually rehab. It's the easiest money in pro sports. You don't ever have to play, and they keep sending you checks on the drugs. It's better than drugs, actually.

Brett Anderson getting a base hit is nearly as impressive as Doc Ellis throwing a no-hitter on LSD.

Brett getting a base hit is pretty miraculous because when you see him on a day-to-day basis in the clubhouse and you see his athleticism by that, I mean, his almost near inability to walk. You're like, how is he getting a hit at the major league level? ... I'll still say Doc Ellis is a perfect game, but it's a pretty good comparison between the two.