PMTPMT DB
Eric Kelly

Eric Kelly

Guest
2016
0W·0L·1P·0 open
.500
AVG
2.500
SLG
4.1M
SHU
+1.02
TVOA
SHRP
BNKRL
0W
STRK
1.0
ENTR
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All Takes

Void
Take Slip·Apr 8, 2016
#PMT-2016-0408-1381
Eric KellyEric Kelly

Beating death in the ring is the same as beating Jesus

You mean to tell me the nigga lost the Kimbo Slice but beat Jesus? ... If you beat death, that's beating Jesus. Like, Jesus died for our sins, right? So, technically, anybody else that dies, it's because Jesus died, too. So, like, I say that puts you right above Jesus.

Theologically and factually absurd, but delivered as a bold sports take.
Push
Take Slip·Apr 8, 2016
#PMT-2016-0408-1382
Eric KellyEric Kelly

Janet Jackson is selfish for canceling her tour to have a family

She cancels her fucking show because she says she wants to have a family, and she wants to concentrate on that with her husband. ... Selfish. She cancels her show for some dick. ... Not only did she cancel her show, she didn't refund her fans the tickets that they bought.

Jackson did delay her 'Unbreakable' tour in April 2016 to plan a family. The refund status varied by venue, though many were rescheduled rather than canceled immediately.