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Eric Kelly, Mike Portnoy 04/08/2016
Masters weekend, the guys talk about golf bros and Ernie Els ( - ). 4 time amateur national boxing champion Eric Kelly joins the show to talk about Dada 5000 and fist fighting Jesus in the ring( - ). Legal Expert Mr Portnoy joins to discuss the LA Car Chase, disclaimers, and all current lawsuits facing the show. Segments include "Parental Advisory", "Jimbo of the Week" and "Spoilers"
Talking Golf
PFT CommenterPimento cheese sandwiches taste like microwaved Dunkaroos
You could get the same effect from microwaved Dunkaroos for 30 minutes in your microwave and then making a ball out of it. That's what the pimento cheese sandwich tastes like.
Big CatGolf is not a major sport
I don't care if someone shoots the wrong club or if I said the wrong terminology with golf. Golf is not a major sport. It's not one of the four major sports for a reason. If it were a major sport, everyone would watch it.
Interview
Eric KellyBeating death in the ring is the same as beating Jesus
You mean to tell me the nigga lost the Kimbo Slice but beat Jesus? ... If you beat death, that's beating Jesus. Like, Jesus died for our sins, right? So, technically, anybody else that dies, it's because Jesus died, too. So, like, I say that puts you right above Jesus.
Eric KellyJanet Jackson is selfish for canceling her tour to have a family
She cancels her fucking show because she says she wants to have a family, and she wants to concentrate on that with her husband. ... Selfish. She cancels her show for some dick. ... Not only did she cancel her show, she didn't refund her fans the tickets that they bought.
Mr. PortnoyTrump would be a great shot in a duel because he is good at everything
Don't say that about Trump. Trump is good at everything. And he has experience. He went to military school. ... Trump would be a good shot because he's good at everything.
Mr. PortnoyThe Red Sox cannot claim fat discrimination against Pablo Sandoval because they knew he was fat when they signed him
They accepted him as being a lot-ass when they signed him, he was heavy. ... So they will accept them the way he was. ... We hired you and we knew that you were this tub of lard and it didn't matter at the time. ... The reason that we're letting you go is not because you're fat, but because you can't hit for a lick.
Parental Advisory
PFT CommenterLiking bikini photos on Instagram proves Jim Harbaugh isn't a sociopath
The fact that he's going on Instagram and liking pictures of chicks in bikinis, that means maybe there's some hope for Harbaugh after all. ... Maybe he is human.
Jimbos
PFT CommenterI pick the Reds to win the World Series
The Reds are 3-0. You pick them to win the World Series. ... I think it said that we're going to win so many games this year that we can afford to have a really long hashtag.