"Ernie Els six-putting at the Masters is the worst thing a South African person has ever done in history" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Apr 8, 2016

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Ernie Els six-putting at the Masters is the worst thing a South African person has ever done in history

The bottom line is what Ernie Els did today was probably the worst thing a South African person has ever done... in the history of the world.

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While Ernie Els did indeed have a historic six-putt on the first hole of the 2016 Masters, it is obviously not the worst thing in South African history.

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Take Slip·Apr 8, 2016·Talking Golf

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PFT Commenter

Pimento cheese sandwiches taste like microwaved Dunkaroos

You could get the same effect from microwaved Dunkaroos for 30 minutes in your microwave and then making a ball out of it. That's what the pimento cheese sandwich tastes like.

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This is a highly subjective and absurd culinary comparison.

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Take Slip·Apr 8, 2016·Talking Golf

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Big Cat

Golf is not a major sport

I don't care if someone shoots the wrong club or if I said the wrong terminology with golf. Golf is not a major sport. It's not one of the four major sports for a reason. If it were a major sport, everyone would watch it.

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While golf is a major global sport, it is traditionally excluded from the 'Big Four' North American professional leagues (NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL).

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Take Slip·Apr 8, 2016

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Big Cat

Golf guys are the biggest suckers in the world when it comes to buying equipment

Golf guys also are the biggest suckers in the world when it comes to equipment. You can never have enough golf equipment if you're a golf guy. You're buying the latest hybrid club, the cleats that are different than the old cleats you had, gloves that are anti-shock resistance. You're wrapping your clubs in different things.