Jerry O'Connell

Saquon Barkley 'fucked' the fantasy team and wasn't clutch

We're never drafting an Eagle ever again. Max. It's over Saquon. Hey Max. Saquon fucked us hard this season. He fucked us real hard. He was our first pick... Championship game. Championship game... He fucked us so hard. Max so hard.

Chase Brown will be the AP Offensive Player of the Year

I'm gonna say it right now. AP offensive player of the year. Chase Brown. Wow... Think about it.

If Clint Kubiak is hired by the Giants, every Giant is a must-draft in fantasy

I think their head coach is gonna be Clint Kubiak. And if that's the case, every single giant becomes a must draft in next year's fantasy world. Because Bowles is not gonna be there. Right?

Next year's fantasy strategy is three straight wide receivers

I think next year we're going to go round one running back round two. Running round One wide, wide receiver. Round two wide, wide receiver. Round three wide receiver. Wow. I think we're gonna go three wide receivers. It's just, if you land on a Jaxon Smith-Njigba, I'm not even having this exit interview.

The 2026 NFL Super Bowl will go through the NFC West

Isn't it amazing how this Super Bowl is definitely gonna go through the NFC West? It's just crazy how that, that that division... Arizona, I mean, I guess Coach Gannon is coming back... Seattle... how good is Brock Purdy? Yeah, it's really good.

JJ McCarthy is a sit in fantasy because he can't throw for 300 yards

Sit [JJ] McCarthy for not being able to throw the 300 yard. He can't throw 300. We're gonna sit Hank also because he can't throw for 300 yards like Drake May.

Joe Flacco is a lock to win the double revenge game against the Steelers

We're gonna start Joe Flacco. Rare double revenge game. Baltimore and Joe [Burrow] in the building.

Jayden Daniels will break every single NFL quarterback record this season

I really believe Jayden Daniels is going to break all QB records this season... I think he's going to have 5,000 passing yards... I think he's going to have 1,600 rushing yards.

Tyreek Hill will not be playing for the Dolphins next season

I don't think Tyreek [Hill] will be a dolphin [next year]. The computers I use AI are really telling us to draft [Jaylen] Waddle and I think that has to do with them knowing Tyreek isn't gonna be there.

I am not drafting Justin Fields in fantasy football this season

Anything with Justin Fields, it's just not happening. We can't with Justin Fields this season. I'm so sorry. [He] has the ability to rush but a quarterback also has to have the ability to pass the ball as well.

Chase Brown will finish the season as a top 5 fantasy running back

Chase Brown is just such a stud... I think [he] will be a top five RB. He's just, and by the way, when you had Coach Gruden on and he was talking about that offensive line, it just made me so excited.

Brian Thomas Jr. will be a top five wide receiver under Doug Pederson

Brian Thomas is such a fun pick in that second... [Doug Pederson] is going to make him a top five wide receiver. I have a feeling we're gonna be watching Jaguars games this season.

The Colts are intentionally tanking the season to draft Arch Manning

I think it was [Stephen A. Smith] that said that the Colts are purposely tanking for Arch Manning... makes me think the Colts are tanking for Arch Manning.

CJ Stroud will suffer a significant regression in his second season

I think CJ [Stroud] is going to regress even more. Even more... I just think he's going to regress even more. And you know what really bothered me about him... when he big brothered Caleb [Williams] last year.

Bo Nicks will have a monster season

Bo Nicks is, it's, he's gonna have a monster season. We're not gonna panic if we miss [Jayden Daniels]... we're open to the universe. Bo Nicks is gonna have a monster season.

The Denver Broncos will frequently be flexed into prime time games this season

I think Denver's gonna get flexed a lot this season. So I like Denver. We'll get like two quarters of whatever the Sunday night game is.

Ashtyn Jeanty will be a top three player this season for the Raiders

[Ashtyn Jeanty] of course there's no secrets there. He's really gonna move. He might even be top three after that hit against the Niners in preseason... just trucking people.

Jameson Williams will have double-digit touchdowns this season

I think Jameson Williams will have double digit tds this season.

Ricky Pearsall will become the 49ers' number one wide receiver

Ricky Pearsall is gonna be the wide receiver one and he's going as late as the eighth round. Hey, when are they gonna stop saying he was shot?

Christian McCaffrey should not be drafted in fantasy football this year

Not taking McCaffrey at all... We're still not drafting Christian McCaffrey... I can't do it guys. I'm sorry. I can't do it.

Tetairoa McMillan will be a top three wide receiver in the NFL for the Panthers

Panthers. NFC South. It could be [Tetairoa McMillan] man, he's gonna be a top three wide receiver. I know I mispronounced his name last time. Tetto. And you know what? [Chubba Hubbard] is gonna have a good season. Carolina is gonna be coming from behind, so their offense is gonna be really fun.

I am staying away from drafting Kyle Pitts in fantasy football this year

Staying away from the Falcons... Kyle Pitts lets us down every year. I'm not falling for it again. I know I'm supposed to be open to the universe except Kyle Pitts. I'm not open to the universe of Kyle Pitts.

The Knicks have 1986 Mets magic to beat Boston

Very reminiscent of the 86 Mets. And how they, and how they beat the Boston Red Sox. It really is reminiscent of that. A New York team just rising from the ashes, like a phoenix to destroy Austin sports. It is, it was so much fun.

Fantasy football teams should draft wide receivers early and wait for running backs until round 4-6

If I were to remain in charge of the draft... we're gonna go heavy on wide receivers in the beginning and we're not gonna pick up running backs until maybe the fourth, fifth, and sixth rounds.

Tyreek Hill is going to the Washington Commanders next season

I think Tyreek Hill is gonna go to Washington. I know, I think Josh Harris is gonna pay that 27 million and it's gonna open everything up. And I'm really looking forward to that.

Aaron Rodgers has 'druggie eyes' and is the problem with the Jets

I think the problem is Aaron. I think he's the problem... I look them in the eye to look for, to see if they're druggies. And I gotta tell you, Aaron Rodgers has druggie eyes. He looks like a druggie. Aaron Rodgers just has druggie eyes to me.

Aaron Rodgers will play for Tennessee or Cleveland next year

I do think Aaron Rodgers will go to, I think he'll go to Tennessee. I could see that happening. Maybe the Browns, maybe the Steelers. Maybe.

Josh McDaniels is going to turn Drake Maye into Tom Brady 2.0

We're gonna draft Drake Maye next season. Fuck yes... Josh McDaniels is going to turn Drake Maye into Brady 2.0.

If the Raiders get Shedeur Sanders, Brock Bowers and Jakobi Meyers become must-draft players

If they get Shedeur... then I, I have to tell you, Jakobi Meyers and [Brock] Bowers become must drafts. Love that.

Jalen Warren will be a must-draft fantasy player if Najee Harris leaves the Steelers

Najee Harris leaving [the Steelers], Jalen Warren becomes a must draft. Good running back.

Anthony Richardson will be out of the NFL in a couple of years

We drafted as our QB one Anthony Richardson on our team... It will never happen again. I actually, I'm, I'm coming in here with takes. I think Anthony Richardson is out of the league in a couple years.

The Giants will win the NFC East if they get Sam Darnold and Travis Hunter

They get Travis Hunter, Sam Darnold comes over to the Giants. He's got Travis Hunter, Malik [Nabers], and that running back Tracy... they're winning the NFC East next [year].

Ashton Jeanty should have won the Heisman

The person who should have won the Heisman, Ashton Jeanty... Travis Hunter had a pretty good season... [but] Ashton Jeanty shoulda won the Heisman.

Bryce Young is going to have a really good year in 2025

And my final take, I think Bryce Young is gonna have a really good year next [year].

You don't have to draft a wide receiver until the fifth round

There are so many talented wide receivers in the fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth rounds that we don't have to draft wide receivers until the fifth round. Now if one comes up in like... if Garrett Wilson is there at the end of the second round, you've gotta take him. But I don't think we're gonna touch a wide receiver till the fifth, sixth, seventh and eighth rounds.

Jaden Daniels will have a better rookie season than Caleb Williams

I just think it's gonna have, I think he's, I think of the two of them, I think Jaden Daniels is gonna light it up a little bit. And legs. He's got the legs.

Kyler Murray is going to have a great season this year.

Arizona Cardinals are a really interesting team this year. I just, their offense is gonna be awesome. I think their offense is gonna be great. I have a feeling that Kyler Murray's gonna have a great year. I think they're gonna be a lot of fun to watch.

You should not draft any Seattle Seahawks players in fantasy football this year.

NFC West: Seattle, no one. Wow. Okay. Yeah. I just, [Jaxon Smith-Njigba] is never going to leapfrog those two guys, DK [Metcalf] and Tyler [Lockett]. It's just, just no one. Kenneth Walker's gonna get injured. I just can't deal with it.

Breece Hall should be drafted before everyone else

Jets, we're drafting Breece before everybody. Okay. Like, I'm sort of bummed out that we got the first pick in that draft because you have to take Christian McCaffrey in that piece. But I would love to take Breece, I just think he's gonna have a great year.

I will not draft Travis Kelce for moral reasons related to his podcast

This is the number one sports podcast. Yes. That's it. There is no other sports podcasts. There will be no talk of that person [Travis Kelce] on this... No Travis Kelce on our team. I love that. Good, good. Take a stand.

Anthony Richardson is being drafted way too high in fantasy football.

I don't know why Anthony Richardson is getting drafted so high... he's played a game and a half. And he's being drafted 50 slots higher than he was last season.

Stefon Diggs is a major steal in the eighth round of fantasy drafts.

Houston Texans, all of them. Every single one of them. This is their year... Stefon Diggs is being drafted in like the eighth round. Stefon fucking Diggs. That's a steal.

Hank's backswing sucks

Bing bong your backswing sucks. White bow.

The Knicks would never have beaten the Celtics even if healthy

Would I have loved for it to be, you know, Mr. Bing Bong versus Hank? I mean, yeah... the Celtics look, they would've never beaten the Celtics. It was just fun to get in Hank's face.

The Knicks are still one superstar like Kevin Durant away from being a championship team

I still wish KD [Kevin Durant] was here. Man. It just would've, we needed, we needed that one. We needed that one player. You know, it's just crazy. So we'll see what happens in the off season.

Drake May has absolutely no footwork.

Drake May has no footwork. Hank, he has no footwork. Bing Bong hanky... I wouldn't be too cocky with that footwork.

The Knicks get the 'yips' whenever they play the Pacers

I'm very nervous about the Pacers. There's a history there... I think the Pacers actually... I think we just get the yips when we're around them.

Tobias Harris cost the Sixers their series against the Knicks.

I think that Tobias [Harris] really screwed you guys. I don't think he is really a good fit in, in Philadelphia at all. I believe it cost you the series with the Knicks.

The NFL is better when the Patriots are losing

I'm sorry to get right into it about the Patriots, but I do wanna say the NFL is better when the Patriots are losing. I'm not kidding. Think about this season and how exciting it's been. How many ups and downs... when the Patriots aren't in play, it's just more fun. It's wide open.

Mike McDaniel will become annoying if the Dolphins don't win soon

Is Coach McDaniel annoying? [Big Cat: Not annoying.] If they don't win next year. Yes. Annoying. Umm. You don't think the, the, the pants, the, the, the Kop pants are like a little... the sunglasses all the time is a little bit much for me.