Jim Gaffigan

I think Tom Brady is going to sign with the Tennessee Titans

I think [Tom Brady] is going to the Titans. Because of Vrabel. They've got a running back. They've got a good team. They've got salary cap.

Men turn uglier and uglier as they get older

As you get older, men turn uglier and uglier... George Clooney and Brad Pitt, those guys are flukes. That was like a mistake. I would say that most guys are disgusting, right? It's just a known fact.

Comedy will see a trend back toward heckling in the next few years

There's going to be a trend towards [heckling], back to it. You know, like the whole roasting trend has really kind of brought that out too.