PMTPMT DB
Joe Burrow

Joe Burrow

Guest
2019 — Present
6W·1L·0P·1 open
.857
AVG
1.000
SLG
2.5K
SHU
+0.22
TVOA
+0.20
SHRP
+$10.0
BNKRL
4W
STRK
1.6
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All Takes

Void
Take Slip·Feb 12, 2025
#PMT-2025-0212-19924
Joe BurrowJoe Burrow

The 2024 season was my best individual year as a pro

I think I had a great year. I think I had my best year as a pro. I'm excited for, I think there's another level that I can hit.

Burrow's stats were elite in 2024, but whether it was better than his 2021 Super Bowl run year is a matter of debate.
Win
Take Slip·Feb 12, 2025
#PMT-2025-0212-19925
Joe BurrowJoe Burrow

It takes two years for a wrist ligament injury to return to full mobility

Whenever you have a ligament injury, your joint is gonna take around two years to get all the mobility back and everything that you feel like you need.

This aligns with medical recovery timelines for complex ligament surgeries.
Void
Take Slip·Feb 12, 2025
#PMT-2025-0212-19926
Joe BurrowJoe Burrow

Most running quarterbacks excel in the preseason because defenses aren't game-planned

A lot of running quarterbacks excel in the preseason I would say. Because you're not game planning the opposing team. Your coaches aren't game planning their defense and you're just running out and running your training camp plays.

General NFL consensus supports the idea that athleticism can dominate un-gameplanned vanilla defenses in August.
Open
Take Slip·Feb 12, 2025
#PMT-2025-0212-19927
Joe BurrowJoe Burrow

I would convert my salary to a signing bonus to help the Bengals keep players

Most of the guys just convert it to to signing bonus. I would do that.

The outcome depends on future contract negotiations between Burrow's camp and the Bengals front office.
Void
Take Slip·Jul 8, 2024
#PMT-2024-0708-3151
Joe BurrowJoe Burrow

I am 120% stronger than I was two years ago

[I am] 10, 15 pounds [bigger]. I feel a lot stronger. ... If I was a hundred percent strong two years ago, I am 120% strong now.

Subjective self-assessment of physical strength.
Void
Take Slip·Jul 8, 2024
#PMT-2024-0708-3155
Joe BurrowJoe Burrow

NFL players should be allowed to taunt because they are adults getting paid

Why can't, I don't really understand. I think if you're getting paid to play football, you can taunt. I'm all for not taunting in college and high school. But once you get paid to play, I think we should be able to taunt and nobody's gonna get their feelings hurt. Like we're all big boys, we're gonna be okay.

Subjective opinion on league rules.
Void
Take Slip·Jul 8, 2024
#PMT-2024-0708-3153
Joe BurrowJoe Burrow

The Bengals' championship window is open as long as I am the quarterback

[Is the window open?] It's always open. If you don't feel like that, then why are you playing football?

Subjective measure of a team's competitiveness.
Win
Take Slip·Jul 8, 2024
#PMT-2024-0708-3157
Joe BurrowJoe Burrow

Alex Pereira will win his next UFC fight

[Alex Pereira] is very fun to watch. He's going, I think he's gonna win.

Alex Pereira defeated Jiri Prochazka via TKO at UFC 303 on June 29, 2024.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 28, 2022
#PMT-2022-1228-9584
Joe BurrowJoe Burrow

Harambe would get seven sacks a game in the NFL

You gotta take Harambe, right? I mean the strength to weight ratio is just way higher than humans. I mean that's a easy seven sacks a game I'm sure.

Gorillas are not eligible for the NFL and Harambe is deceased.
Void
Take Slip·Oct 19, 2022
#PMT-2022-1019-15350
Joe BurrowJoe Burrow

Harambe would record at least seven sacks a game in the NFL

You gotta take Harambe, right? I mean the strength to weight ratio is just way higher than humans. That's, I mean that's a easy seven sacks a game I'm sure.

Impossible to verify but serves as a peak 'PMT take'.
Win
Take Slip·May 8, 2020
#PMT-2020-0508-13356
Joe BurrowJoe Burrow

I am probably the first No. 1 overall draft pick to still be living in their parents' basement a month after the draft

My dad likes to make the joke that I'm a 23-year-old millionaire living in my parents' basement. Yeah, it's not a joke. It's not a joke at this point.

Given the unprecedented nature of the 2020 pandemic lockdown, this is highly likely to be true for the modern draft era.
Win
Take Slip·May 8, 2020
#PMT-2020-0508-13352
Joe BurrowJoe Burrow

The 'Free Fire' play is the secret to a dominant defense in NCAA Football 14

Free fire, the one with the Mike and Will blitzing every single time. The Will comes free in the big gap every single time, and you just play man-to-man... The linebacker on the right side in the B gap comes through every time. I'm telling you. That was my secret.

NCAA 14 players widely recognize 'Free Fire' and mid-blitzes as highly effective against AI and many players.
Win
Take Slip·May 8, 2020
#PMT-2020-0508-13353
Joe BurrowJoe Burrow

The best offensive strategy in NCAA Football 14 is running Four Verticals and audibling to stops if the corners play off

Call four verticals every single play, and if the corners are playing off, just change it audible to a stop, and you get completion every single time.

Four Verticals is famously broken in NCAA 14, and his adjustment for off-coverage is a standard high-level tactic.
Win
Take Slip·Jan 15, 2020
#PMT-2020-0115-4723
Joe BurrowJoe Burrow

It's not fair that I'm 23 years old playing against college kids

I'm graduating I'm 22, and I'm 23 years. So I can do whatever ask me whatever the hell I want... I mean, we it's really not fair. How old I am but I'm playing against these [college kids].

Burrow was 23 at the time, which is older than the average college senior, but his dominance suggested he was ready for the NFL regardless.
Void
Take Slip·Dec 16, 2019
#PMT-2019-1216-6975
Joe BurrowJoe Burrow

Skyline Chili is disgusting

I hate that stuff. It's not real chili. It's just sauce... Cincinnati's going to hate me, but I hate that stuff.

Purely subjective food opinion, but legendary given his eventual drafting by the Bengals.
Void
Take Slip·Dec 16, 2019
#PMT-2019-1216-6976
Joe BurrowJoe Burrow

I am hoping to run a 4.6 40-yard dash

I'm hoping to hit 4-6. That would be blazing for me.

Burrow did not run the 40-yard dash at the 2020 NFL Combine or his Pro Day due to focus on positional drills and recovery.