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Coach O + Joe Burrow And We’re Still Drunk In New Orleans

Wednesday, January 15, 20208 takes

The LSU Tigers are your National Champions. We recap the national title game. What it was like inside the stadium, the after party on Bourbon, Big Cat dabbing too much and we're still a little drunk from the celebration. (-) Hot Seat/Cool Throne. (-) Heisman trophy winner Joe Burrow joins the show to recap an unreal season and night. Coach O joins the show to have a laugh and revel in the perfect season and the fact that he's now the King of Louisiana. (-) Segments include Marshawn Lynch, (-) the Astros cheated, (-) and hank shit himself in the shower (-).

Recap

Win
Take Slip·Jan 15, 2020
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Big CatBig Cat

LSU is in the conversation for the best college football team of all time

Doubting them was the... I mean they are in the conversation for best college football team of all time. They beat five out of the top eight teams. They destroyed everyone. They had the best resume of any college football team to ever exist.

The 2019 LSU team is widely considered one of, if not the greatest, college football teams ever due to their undefeated record and strength of schedule.
Void
Take Slip·Jan 15, 2020
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Clemson should have the nickname 'Tigers' revoked

Clemson, I think that we should revoke the nickname Tigers from them. Yes. They're no longer the Tigers. They got out Tigard. I think that I'm going to pick up the trash can a second we should call them the Elder Oaks... right now LSU is the official Tigers.

This is a satirical take on team branding following a head-to-head matchup.

Hot Seat Cool Throne

Loss
Take Slip·Jan 15, 2020·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I am a better and more accurate kicker than Chad Ochocinco

I'm not scared of you Chad. I'm coming for you Chad. I'm a better Kicker than you. I'm more accurate. They call me mr. 35 yards. Hmm. That's what they call me because I go I go 99 percent from 35 yards so I don't care if I can't kick a 60-yarder but I can hit a 35-yarder twice.

PFT did not make an XFL roster, and Chad Johnson (Ochocinco) actually did kick in professional settings like the preseason.
Void
Take Slip·Jan 15, 2020·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

College football broadcasts make every coach look like they are going bald, except Ed Orgeron

Whatever camera angles and Camera filters or whatever they use to focus on coaches on the sidelines. They can take a coach that is probably not losing their hair and make it look like that coach is balding. Every coach looks balding on college football broadcasts. Coach Orgeron, his hair overpowered that.

Purely subjective observation about camera angles and hair density.
Win
Take Slip·Jan 15, 2020·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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Big CatBig Cat

Nick Saban appearing on the championship telecast while LSU won was a weird move

I don't think I would do it soon as LSU is there I think I'm like, you know what I'm gonna sit this one out... why don't I mean to have your arrival win in you're doing the I don't know. I don't think I would do it. So Saban became a meme I think for a minute.

Saban's discomfort on the ESPN 'Film Room' set while LSU dominated was widely mocked on social media at the time.

Interview

Win
Take Slip·Jan 15, 2020
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Joe BurrowJoe Burrow

It's not fair that I'm 23 years old playing against college kids

I'm graduating I'm 22, and I'm 23 years. So I can do whatever ask me whatever the hell I want... I mean, we it's really not fair. How old I am but I'm playing against these [college kids].

Burrow was 23 at the time, which is older than the average college senior, but his dominance suggested he was ready for the NFL regardless.

Media

Void
Take Slip·Jan 15, 2020·Media
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Smashing televisions should be a top responsibility for a baseball manager

My favorite part of the story is that AJ Hinch not once but twice smash the TVs that Alex Cora was using to help cheat... I don't know what your job duties are as a manager, but I'm pretty sure that smashing televisions should be pretty high up on that list.

This is a comedic take on leadership and conflict resolution within a sports organization.
Loss
Take Slip·Jan 15, 2020·Media
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Alex Cora should get a lifetime ban just because it sounds 'juicy'

Alex Cora, I'm not in favor of a lifetime ban, but I am in favor of hearing the term lifetime ban. Oh, yeah. Definitely. It's awesome hearing Alex Cora has been issued a lifetime ban from baseball. Like I don't think that he deserves it and what I deserve to hear that... there's nothing more satisfying than just like when you read the words lifetime bans.

Alex Cora was suspended for the 2020 season but was not issued a lifetime ban; he returned to manage the Red Sox in 2021.