PMTPMT DB
Lavar Ball

Lavar Ball

Guest
2020
0W·5L·0P·0 open
.000
AVG
.000
SLG
1.5M
SHU
-1.29
TVOA
-5.14
SHRP
-$115
BNKRL
5L
STRK
1.4
ENTR
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Loss
Take Slip·Mar 27, 2020
#PMT-2020-0327-7526
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Big Baller Brand is worth over one billion dollars

The net worth of big baller brand is estimated to be over 1 billion dollars... what's it worth? why everybody knows it's worth a billion. Why do you think they come at me so hard? Because I know it's worth a billion dollars.

While the brand has notoriety, no financial valuation or sale has ever validated a $1 billion price tag; the company struggled with manufacturing and internal theft issues.
Loss
Take Slip·Mar 27, 2020
#PMT-2020-0327-7527
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I will not get the coronavirus because my resistance level is too high

My resistance level is very high. I ain't gonna get no coronavirus man. Last time I got sick I was in kindergarten.

It is scientifically impossible to be 'immune' based on 'resistance levels' without a vaccine or previous exposure, though it is unknown if he personally contracted it later.
Loss
Take Slip·Mar 27, 2020
#PMT-2020-0327-7528
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A prime Lavar Ball would kill Zion Williamson one-on-one

Prime Lavar Ball versus Zion Williamson one-on-one? Murder that boy. Too small. He too soft. He too slow. I was way too fast for that boy in my prime. I will kill him. I was just too strong and too fast.

Zion Williamson is a generational NBA athlete. Lavar averaged 2.2 points per game at Washington State. This is physically and statistically absurd.
Loss
Take Slip·Mar 27, 2020
#PMT-2020-0327-7529
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LaMelo Ball will be the number one pick in the NBA Draft

Melo was both of those [most popular and best guard]. So if you're going to start your franchise you want the people in them seats? You got to get Melo. Why wouldn't he be picked number one? Anthony Edwards and his wife? Who are they?

LaMelo Ball was selected 3rd overall by the Charlotte Hornets in the 2020 NBA Draft. Anthony Edwards went 1st.
Loss
Take Slip·Mar 27, 2020
#PMT-2020-0327-7530
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I would coach the New York Knicks to an NBA championship in one year if they signed all three of my sons

Would I coach the New York Knicks? I'm coach that team, but I have to have all three of my boys over there. If I have all three of them go to the championship one year. That's all it took me one time and then he said it down I'm gone. My boys play at a whole different level when I am there.

The Knicks did not hire Lavar or sign all three sons, and they have not won a championship since 1973.