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Mark Schlereth

Mark Schlereth

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Void
Take Slip·Jan 23, 2026
#PMT-2026-0123-5850
Mark SchlerethMark Schlereth

The Broncos' defensive struggles against Buffalo are a bigger concern than Jarrett Stidham's ability

I'm far less concerned about Jared Stidham than I am about the way our defense played against Buffalo. Our defense got run through, I mean, and I thought we got out executed out game, planned out schemed as a defense.

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Take Slip·Jan 23, 2026
#PMT-2026-0123-5851
Mark SchlerethMark Schlereth

Sam Darnold is playing with incredible maturity and focusing on wins over stats

I watched him throw the ball away. Here is a guy that has grown in maturity, that has used all that kind of pain and frustration... to his advantage. He's not worried about putting up stats, he's worried about wins. And he is looking at it from a standpoint, the only way my team that's playing so well right now loses is if I screw it up.

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Take Slip·Jan 20, 2023
#PMT-2023-0120-13729
Mark SchlerethMark Schlereth

Trent Williams is trying to murder opponents on every play

Trent Williams is one dude that practice stops, like other professional athletes stop what they're doing to watch him practice. And he does not give a shit if he misses a block. He's not trying to block you. He's trying to murder you. He is literally trying to shorten your neck on every play.

Williams is widely considered one of the most physically dominant players in league history.
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Take Slip·Jan 20, 2023
#PMT-2023-0120-13727
Mark SchlerethMark Schlereth

Russell Wilson's struggles in Denver were caused by the coaches letting him 'cook' too much

I think what we really saw more than anything else is Pete Carroll knew what his player could and couldn't do. And Pete Carroll basically put his foot down... I almost feel like there was a humiliation process that went on during the course of the season where Russell actually had to come to grips with the fact that I'm not quite ready for prime time when it comes to that. I think we took the restrictors off a little bit and let him cook too much. The engine blew up. Burned the house down.

This is a subjective analysis of coaching philosophy and player performance.
Void
Take Slip·Jan 20, 2023
#PMT-2023-0120-13728
Mark SchlerethMark Schlereth

Head coaches must utilize 'butt pucker' fear to be successful

Fear is an important aspect of being a head coach... you need fear. Like you need literally butt pucker type fear that if you don't get your job done, you will get cut, you will get benched, you will get punished. And it's not only for the players, probably more importantly your coaching staff needs to have fear. If I don't get my guys coached up, if my guys don't perform, I'll lose my job.

This is a subjective take on leadership style.
Open
Take Slip·Jan 20, 2023
#PMT-2023-0120-13730
Mark SchlerethMark Schlereth

My 83-year-old father can bench press 225 pounds

Poolside [Mark's dad] is still 83 years old. I betcha he could get a couple reps with 225. 83 years old, 225... The dude is like, he'll send a picture... he's on top of a ladder on the front end loader at 83 years old, fixing a light bulb.

This is a verifiable claim about his father's strength, though it's unclear if it's been publicly recorded.
Void
Take Slip·Oct 19, 2018
#PMT-2018-1019-2210
Mark SchlerethMark Schlereth

You can only play with a back fracture in hockey and football

The only sports that you can play with a small back fracture are hockey and football... Injured is when you have to have surgery that holds you out. You have to play injured [in the NFL]. And more importantly, you have to play well injured.

This is a subjective claim about the threshold of pain and playability in different sports, though medially controversial.
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Take Slip·Oct 19, 2018
#PMT-2018-1019-2206
Mark SchlerethMark Schlereth

Only 12 NFL owners actually care about winning championships

I think there are legitimately 12 teams in the National Football League that are legitimately concerned about winning a Super Bowl... I think there are certain owners that are just in there to build equity... and every now and then catch the lightning.

This is an insider's professional opinion on institutional goals, which is inherently subjective but highly respected given his proximity to owners.
Win
Take Slip·Oct 19, 2018
#PMT-2018-1019-2207
Mark SchlerethMark Schlereth

Aaron Rodgers acts like Compound W by covering up the Packers' warts

When you've got a quarterback like that—I always just say this about Peyton Manning... he's like Compound W, just spreading himself all over warts. The issue you get into is that I think you get this self-confidence that we're pretty good... they think they're a lot better than they really are.

The Packers went 6-9-1 and missed the playoffs in 2018, proving that Rodgers could no longer mask the team's deficiencies entirely that year.
Win
Take Slip·Oct 19, 2018
#PMT-2018-1019-2208
Mark SchlerethMark Schlereth

The NFL is tailoring the game to fantasy football fans by creating 'Points-a-Palooza'

We've created a generation of people who have watched football based on fantasy football... and the NFL is actually going, okay, you love fantasy football? Here it is. Here's fantasy football for you. People are digging it.

The 2018 season was one of the highest-scoring in NFL history, and rule changes have continued to favor offense and high-scoring games.
Win
Take Slip·Oct 19, 2018
#PMT-2018-1019-2209
Mark SchlerethMark Schlereth

Case Keenum is missing wide-open targets because of bad footwork

He [Case Keenum] just hasn't been very good. He's missed a bunch of wide-open targets... part of it is your offensive line stinks, and so you speed up your footwork... and the ball just gets out of your hands. The timing of your footwork and the routes don't line up.

Keenum finished 2018 with 18 TDs and 15 INTs and was traded after the season, confirming he was not the long-term solution in Denver.
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Take Slip·Nov 17, 2017
#PMT-2017-1117-3571
Mark SchlerethMark Schlereth

Peyton Manning ruined the Colts and Broncos franchises because he covered up their lack of talent

I blame Peyton Manning is what I do... I think Peyton Manning has currently ruined two franchises. At least Indianapolis and Denver. ... What has happened is like he is so advanced in understanding what you're trying to do to him as a defense that basically he takes marginal players... four and 12 talent or eight and eight talent and makes it 12 and four every year. And so you as a general manager, as a franchise, I get a little bit more enamored with your talent than you should be... all of a sudden that guy leaves and you realize we suck.

Both franchises experienced significant losing seasons and identity crises for years after Manning's departure (2011 for Colts, 2016 for Broncos).
Push
Take Slip·Dec 19, 2016
#PMT-2016-1219-16946
Mark SchlerethMark Schlereth

Kyle Shanahan will get a head coaching job and Mike Shanahan will be his consultant

I think what will happen is his son, Kyle Shanahan, will get a coaching job somewhere, and he'll go with Kyle to be a consultant.

Kyle Shanahan became the 49ers head coach in 2017. Mike Shanahan did not officially join the staff as a consultant, though Kyle has cited his father as an informal advisor.
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Take Slip·Dec 19, 2016
#PMT-2016-1219-16947
Mark SchlerethMark Schlereth

NFL owners care more about profit than winning

There's a lot of owners that don't really, they say they want to win, but they don't want to do what it takes to win. They want to be profitable. They're in the entertainment business. They think it's cool to own a team.

This is a subjective assessment of owners' priorities.
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Take Slip·Dec 19, 2016
#PMT-2016-1219-16948
Mark SchlerethMark Schlereth

The Heisman represents the player with the biggest campaign, not the best player

Let's not call it the best college football player because it doesn't represent the best college football player. It represents the guy with the biggest campaign who happens to touch the ball.

Subjective opinion on award criteria.
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Take Slip·Dec 19, 2016
#PMT-2016-1219-16949
Mark SchlerethMark Schlereth

If an apple smells like apples, do not buy it

If it smells appley, do not take that apple. If it smells appley, it's soft. It's like apple sauce. If it has no smell, then it's crisp and firm, and that's the apple you want.

Horticultural experts generally agree that a strong aroma in certain apples can indicate over-ripeness and loss of crispness, though this varies by variety.