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MJFMJF

Roman Reigns and I are the only two real stars in wrestling

The two biggest stars in professional wrestling right now are me and Roman Reigns. We are the two people that everybody's talking about. Whether you're a professional wrestling fan or whether you're outside of that professional wrestling bubble.

While subjective, these two were undeniably the top 'heels' and champions of their respective major promotions at the time.
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MJFMJF

Buffalo and Upstate New York are a complete dumpster fire

Upstate New York as a whole to me is just a huge dumpster fire. And it offends me actually that people from up there can say they're New Yorkers... you're only a New Yorker if you live in NYC or Long Island.

Regional insults are purely a matter of opinion.
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MJFMJF

The people are fake, but wrestling is real and I am the realest person in the sport

People are fake, wrestling's real, and the realest person in professional wrestling's MJF. And that's a fact. There was nothing about that situation [his AEW absence] that was manufactured.

This is a subjective claim about authenticity in a scripted sport.
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MJFMJF

I am the most consistent professional wrestler in decades

When MJF is missing, you feel it. You feel it, you feel it and it's awkward... I'm the most consistent professional wrestler that there has been in decades. Whoa. No, it's true.

Consistency in wrestling is subjective and can be measured by match quality, promo work, or availability, making this impossible to definitively prove.
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MJFMJF

WWE and AEW will engage in a massive bidding war for me in 2024

On January 1st, 2024, they [WWE] will most certainly be making their bid to get MJF over there... I'm a very simple man [money]. If they offer a penny more, this is a business. This is not friend business, it's show business.

MJF later revealed that he had actually re-signed with AEW in mid-2022, meaning the 'bidding war' of 2024 was entirely a fictional storyline.
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MJFMJF

Professional wrestling is one of the most dangerous sports in the world

It's a dangerous sport. Like one of the most dangerous sports like in the world. And it's just, I find it interesting that people don't talk about that aspect. Every time we step through the ropes, we're putting our lives on the line and it's not a joke.

The rate of injury and long-term health issues in professional wrestling is high, though comparing it to other 'sports' is difficult due to its scripted nature.
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MJFMJF

The Minnesota Vikings are frauds

The Vikings are frauds... Fraudulent. You don't love that quarterback? Are you a Kirk Cousins guy?

The Vikings were 'frauds' in the sense that they finished 13-4 with a negative point differential and lost at home in the Wild Card round to the 6th-seeded Giants.

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