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Ryan Jensen
Tom Brady makes centers shove a towel down their pants to stop sweat
Literally the first conversation I ever had with Tom Brady after he signed with the Bucs was... straight to, hey, I need you to shove a towel down your ass so you don't get my hands sweaty. ... how much baby powder to put down my crack. ... hamburger style first and then, hot dog style and then, shove it down there.
This has been widely reported by other Brady centers (like David Andrews) as a standard requirement for playing with him.