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Denny Hamlin, Entourage Creator Doug Ellin, Bucs C Ryan Jensen And Dude Perfect

Friday, May 22, 202020 takes

Packed Friday show and we start with Dak negotiations ( - ). Fyre Fest of the week takes a detour as Hank invents war movies ( - ). NASCAR driver Denny Hamlin joins the show to talk about his win Wednesday, the last dance and guarantees a win Sunday. Entourage creator ( - ) Doug Ellin joins the show to talk about the show, Hollywood, losing Emmy’s and social media ( - ). Bucs Center Ryan Jensen joins the show to talk about his sweaty ass and working with Tom Brady ( - ). Finally we wrap up the week with a review of the Dude Perfect documentary

Denny Hamlin, Doug Ellin, Ryan Jensen, and the Dude Perfect Review

The sports world might be in a holding pattern, but the Dak Prescott contract saga is in midseason form. Big Cat and PFT are trying to make sense of the reported numbers being thrown around, but the delay in signing is the loudest part of the story. It feels like we are in a perpetual loop of 'is he or isn't he a franchise guy' while Jerry Jones keeps the Cowboys in the headlines every single day.

Void
May 22, 2020
#11880
Big CatBig Cat

The Cowboys don't view Dak Prescott as a top-tier franchise quarterback

The fact that it's taken this long speaks to exactly how the Cowboys feel about Dak Prescott. They like him. They want him. But he's not [Mahomes]. He's not Russell Wilson.

This is subjective but mirrors the league's consensus at the time regarding Prescott's 'tier' before he eventually signed his mega-deal in 2021.

With Andy Dalton now in the building, the leverage game has shifted. Big Cat is already eyeing a world where the Red Rifle steps in and produces at a similar clip for a fraction of the cost.

Loss
May 22, 2020
#11881
Big CatBig Cat

Andy Dalton is 80% of Dak Prescott

Is Andy Dalton 80% of Dak Prescott? ... Andy Dalton is the type of guy that with talent around him in the right situation which the cowboys have a ton of offensive talent... Why not? They'd have a good running game. You have CeeDee Lamb and Amari Cooper. Andy Dalton is a fine player for that situation.

Dalton started several games in 2020 after Dak's injury. While he was competent, the team's offensive efficiency dropped significantly compared to Prescott's record-setting pace early in that season.

NASCAR and Entourage Secrets

Denny Hamlin stopped by fresh off a win at Darlington to talk about his recent heater and how iRacing actually translates to the real track. He’s in the zone, even if his buddy Michael Jordan is texting him instead of calling. Denny isn't just riding the wave; he’s calling his shot for the upcoming race at Charlotte.

Loss
May 22, 2020
#11892
Denny HamlinDenny Hamlin

I guarantee a victory on Sunday at Charlotte

I'll do it, man. I got a new set of paint scheme. We're thanking small businesses out there. So yeah, I'm in. I'm in on the guarantee.

Denny Hamlin finished 29th in the 2020 Coca-Cola 600 at Charlotte on May 24, 2020. Brad Keselowski won the race.

Then, Entourage creator Doug Ellin joined the show to pull back the curtain on the HBO classic. From the mailroom at New Line Cinema to managing the egos of a hit series, Doug has seen it all. He addressed the realism of the show, specifically how four guys could possibly spend that much time together without wanting to kill each other, and admitted he actually considered a much darker ending for the series.

Win
May 22, 2020
#11896
Doug EllinDoug Ellin

I almost killed off Vinnie Chase in the series finale

I thought about killing Vince to end the show. ... Mark [Wahlberg] sat me down and goes, we're going to make a movie. We're going to make a Broadway show. We're going to make an animated show. You can't fucking kill Vince. So that ultimately was probably the right decision.

Vince Chase did not die in the finale, confirming the decision was made to keep him alive.

Doug also revealed that while many celebrities wanted in on the show, not everyone followed through. The biggest headache didn't come from a Hollywood diva, but from a Super Bowl-winning quarterback who apparently has a better arm than a sense of timing.

Win
May 22, 2020
#24377
Doug EllinDoug Ellin

Eli Manning was the biggest 'celebrity problem' for Entourage because he ghosted the production after requesting a cameo.

The real biggest problem I had was Eli Manning. ... After they won the Super Bowl... my cell phone rings and it's Eli Manning. He's like, 'It's my favorite show, I want to be on it.' I'm like, 'Well, then you're on it.' Now cut to six months later... Eli does not call me back. I've now written a script... I'm calling his agents. Nothing.

The speaker is the primary source for this anecdote.

The Sweat Factor in Tampa

Bucs center Ryan Jensen gave us the gritty details on what it’s like to snap the ball to Tom Brady. It turns out the GOAT is very particular about the 'under-center' experience, leading to some lifestyle changes for Jensen’s equipment.

Win
May 22, 2020
#11898
Ryan JensenRyan Jensen

Tom Brady makes centers shove a towel down their pants to stop sweat

Literally the first conversation I ever had with Tom Brady after he signed with the Bucs was... straight to, hey, I need you to shove a towel down your ass so you don't get my hands sweaty. ... how much baby powder to put down my crack. ... hamburger style first and then, hot dog style and then, shove it down there.

This has been widely reported by other Brady centers (like David Andrews) as a standard requirement for playing with him.

Jensen also compared the different 'touches' of the various quarterbacks he’s played with, noting that Joe Flacco and Ryan Fitzpatrick have very different approaches to the exchange. He's also looking at the bright side of potentially playing in empty stadiums this fall.

Win
May 22, 2020
#24379
Ryan JensenRyan Jensen

Playing in empty stadiums would be a major advantage for centers because there is no crowd noise.

It'd be great for me because there'd be no crowd noise. ... I snaps the ball early in the New Orleans game at home... I'll take responsibility for that one.

Players and analysts widely confirmed that communication was significantly easier for offensive lines in the empty-stadium 2020 season.

Dude Perfect: Backstage Review

To wrap up the week, Big Cat, PFT, and Hank broke down the Dude Perfect documentary, 'Backstage.' It was a journey into the world of high-fives, 'Pound it, Noggin,' and the specific brand of energy that comes from Texas A&M. Big Cat found himself surprisingly softened by the 'good, clean fun' of it all, even if Hank remained in full hater mode.

Void
May 22, 2020
#11905
Big CatBig Cat

Dude Perfect is college life if you never drank or talked to girls

If you ever think like, what would it have been like if we didn't drink? Just watch this Dude Perfect. Like if we just never had a sip of alcohol and didn't talk to girls, what would my college life have been like? Dude Perfect documentary.

This is a humorous observation about the branding and history of the group.

While the guys respected the hustle of selling out stadiums with trick shots, they couldn't help but notice the internal dynamics, specifically the 'Rage Monster' energy and the heavy involvement of family members in the business side of the operation.

Void
May 22, 2020
#24380
Big CatBig Cat

Tyler (Beardo) from Dude Perfect's dad being their agent is the most obvious thing ever.

Has there ever been a more obvious thing than Tyler's dad being their agent? And Tyler's dad rocking like a backwards hat and Under Armour type t-shirts all the time? This all makes sense.

This is a subjective observation based on stereotypical 'Texas A&M' branding.

At the end of the day, Big Cat realized that Dude Perfect isn't for us—it's for the next generation of fans who just want to see a guy hit a three-pointer while wearing a sumo suit.

Void
May 22, 2020
#24382
Big CatBig Cat

Dude Perfect is essentially a kids' show and I would rather have my son watch them than anything else on the internet.

It's a fucking kid's show. ... If my son shows me when he's nine years old, like 'Check out this, Dad, I found this,' I'm like, 'Good,' because I'd rather you watch this than whatever's out on the fucking internet. ... This is the good path for like a regular young kid.

This is a personal parental philosophy.

Just remember, if you see a guy in a purple shirt looking annoyed in the background of a trick shot, he’s probably just Garrett wanting to go home.

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More Takes

Win
May 22, 2020
#11883
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Lamar Jackson is better at playing Taysom Hill's positions than Taysom Hill

I would go out on a limb and say that I think Lamar Jackson might be better at playing most of the same positions that Taysom Hill plays.

OpinionFootballMildSarcastic
Lamar Jackson is a two-time MVP and elite QB; Taysom Hill remained a high-level gadget player/occasional starter.
Win
May 22, 2020·Fyre Fest
#11885
HankHank

I'm surprised there has never been a Call of Duty branded movie

I'm surprised there's never been a Call of Duty movie, to be perfectly honest. ... I know [there are war movies], but there's not like a Call of Duty branded [one].

While there are many war movies, there is still (to this day) no officially branded 'Call of Duty' theatrical movie release.
Win
May 22, 2020·Fyre Fest
#24376
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

News websites are exploiting engagement by phrasing headlines as 'alley-oop jokes' on Twitter.

News websites have started to exploit the ratio, and they're starting to do like alley-oop jokes on Twitter. ... When companies are tweeting out like an article that they just wrote, they're phrasing their tweets in such a way that they know they're going to get replied to and a shitload of quote tweets.

This has become a widely recognized strategy for digital publishers to game social media algorithms.
Win
May 22, 2020·Fyre Fest
#11886
Big CatBig Cat

I guarantee sports will be back in July

Sports are coming back in July. I guarantee it. ... Clip that. No, they are coming back. At some point in July.

MLB restarted on July 23, 2020, and the NBA bubble started on July 30, 2020. Big Cat was correct.
Win
May 22, 2020
#11888
Denny HamlinDenny Hamlin

iRacing takes the same skill set as real life racing

The thing is, is in iRacing, it takes the same skill set to be good in iRacing as it does in real life, where other sports like a football player doesn't mean he's going to be a good Madden player. ... You're using the same controls.

Many professional drivers use simulators for practice, and 'sim-to-pro' pipelines exist in racing, unlike Madden or FIFA.
Void
May 22, 2020
#11894
Doug EllinDoug Ellin

The least realistic thing about Entourage is the four guys being together so often

Whenever anybody asked me about the realistic stuff of the show, the thing I always said was the least realistic thing is that four guys would be together this often.

This is a creative insight from the show's writer about the nature of adult friendship vs. television pacing.
Void
May 22, 2020
#24378
Doug EllinDoug Ellin

Men still talk the way characters in Entourage do, despite critical claims that the dialogue has gone out of favor.

Of course guys still talk this way. ... My defense of these four guys or five was that they were really all good guys and they were all about each other and they weren't predators... so you can take it or leave it but that's what it was.

This is a subjective defense of creative work and social observations.
Void
May 22, 2020
#11901
Ryan JensenRyan Jensen

Joe Flacco has a gentle hand placement compared to Ryan Fitzpatrick

Joe [Flacco] probably because he never actually really got really that far in there. He was almost like a low backhand placement. So I'd say he's probably the most gentle. ... every time [Fitzpatrick] would get under center, he'd give a little bit harder of a tap.

This is based on his personal physical experience and cannot be objectively verified by others.
Void
May 22, 2020
#11909
Big CatBig Cat

Texas A&M's biggest rival is fun

I've always said Texas A&M's biggest rival is against fun. So it makes sense. Like, you know, you go to Texas A&M and you wear your class ring and you do trick shots.

Subjective opinion on school culture.
Void
May 22, 2020
#24381
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

There is clear internal animosity within Dude Perfect toward Tyler (Beardo).

There is absolutely some animosity towards Tyler. ... When the cameras come on, Beardo really always comes out to shine. And you could read him between that line and be like, [Garrett] does not like Beardo and thinks that Beardo's a dick when the cameras are off.

This is speculative interpretation of a documentary.

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