Brooks Koepka is officially back to his old major championship form

Brooks Koepka is back to his old form, silencing the haters of which there are many. He's just, he's healthy now... the fact that he went out there and he proved that he can do it to himself and he's now leading a major championship after 18 holes. That is like the big psychological hurdle he is gonna get over.

Golf fans who snitch on potential rules violations online are clout chasers who need to shut up

We as a society need to remind people that snitches get stitches because holy shit, we had two alleged cheating events. [The people] screen grabbing, getting videos like cheater, cheater, cheater... we as a society need to just tell these people to shut the fuck up. The people who are clipping stuff and putting it online, they're clout chasing and I don't like it.

Live 'walk-and-talk' interviews during the Masters are terrible and ruined Max Homa's round

Fuck the walk and talk interview that they made [Max Homa] do... it fucked Max Homa on the 14th hole. They make him... hand [him] a cellphone... in the middle of [his] putt. Max was walking him through the read on the putt before he hit it. No wonder he misread it because he's trying to do a fucking broadcast as he's playing in the Masters. This isn't the fucking Fortnite Open here, this is Augusta. You should not be doing a walk and talk.

The goal allowed by the US goalie was the most embarrassing possible

What about the goalie? Yeah, I mean he... that was the most embarrassing goal that I've ever seen. Possible.

The USMNT is the 'James Franklin Penn State' of soccer

People were making very mean jokes online that we were James Franklin, Penn State. And it is actually perfectly appropriate because if you look at who we played, we beat the teams we're supposed to beat... and then we absolutely got ass fucked by the team that was better than us in Belgium. We are not who we thought we were.

We just suck at soccer as a country and that's okay

My take is we suck at soccer and that's okay. Like, I don't care that we suck at soccer anymore. I'm going to root for the US team. I'm gonna get excited when we're in a World Cup. I'm gonna get hyped up and it's gonna be fun to watch. And then I'm gonna be reminded that we suck at soccer and that it's just gonna be like, okay, yeah, that's okay.