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Is That Mario Andretti? No, That's Jim Irsay
Is that Mario Andretti? Nah, that's Jim Irsay.
PFT Commenter Owns 'No Pressure No Diamonds' Now
No pressure no diamonds, slow it down. PFT owns your slogan now.
RG3 Folds And Splatters Under Pressure
And to be honest you more like the latter. When the pressure is on you fold and splatter.
PFT Has Two Good Knees And RG3 Has None
He got two good knees and a microphone. You got no more cheese and your fight is gone.
RG3 Disappointed The Dog Pound Just Like He Did Atlanta
Don't disappoint the Dog Pound like in Atlanta man.
RG3 Went From Deadspin Redskin To Downtown Browns Clown
You was a Deadspin Redskin full of the drama. Now you a downtown Browns clown in love with Osama.
RG3 Did Subway Commercials — You Know Who Else Did?
RG Knee, so controversial. You know who else did Subway commercials?
Danny Woodhead Has Never Done Drugs And Has Never Been To Jail
Never smokes drugs, never been to jail.
Woodhead Didn't Go To Harvard But He's A Student Of The Game
Didn't go to Harvard, but a student of the game.