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L. Ron MexicoRG3's Real Trademark Is Not Playing Smart
Your real trademark is that you don't play smart. So stop or your punch clock at Kmart.
RG3 was widely criticized for poor decision-making, particularly scrambling into hits. He never worked at Kmart, but his NFL career did end prematurely.
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L. Ron MexicoRG3 Goes 4-12 Unless He Comes On The Podcast
Spoiler alert: RG3 goes 4 and 12. Unless he comes on the podcast, then he goes 10 and 6 and make the playoffs.
The Browns went 1-15 in 2016 — worse than even the 4-12 prediction. RG3 did not come on the podcast. The conditional remains untestable.
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L. Ron MexicoDanny Woodhead Goes Straight To The House Every Time
Which way did he go? Which way did he go? Straight to the motherfucking house!
Woodhead had 32 career touchdowns on 1,137 touches — so roughly 1 in 35 touches went to the house. Not every time, but more than you'd expect from a guy his size.
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L. Ron MexicoScoring Touchdowns Is Routine For Danny Woodhead
As he takes it to the house for the six-point score. Hands the ball to the ref, he's been there before.
Woodhead scored 32 career touchdowns — respectable for a 5'8" undrafted running back, but not exactly routine.