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Jim Harbaugh Will Smack Your Jaw

This that Jim Harbaugh that'll smack your jaw.

Harbaugh's intensity is well-documented. Whether he would literally smack your jaw is speculative but not implausible.
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Grit Is Undrafted Slow-Twitch Muscle Fibers

This is undrafted slow twitch muscle fibers.

A biological definition of grit. Slow-twitch fibers are associated with endurance, not explosiveness — the perfect metaphor for a lunch-pail guy.
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Woodhead In The I-Formation Is What Grit Looks Like

This is Woodhead in the I-formation. This is the coach's son, son.

Danny Woodhead in the I-formation and being the coach's son are two of the purest expressions of grit in American sports. Combined, they are the unified field theory of grit.
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RG3 Should Respect Shanahan

Respect Shanahan, I don't plan to scram.

The RG3-Shanahan feud was well-documented. Reasonable people disagree on who was more at fault, but 'respect Shanahan' is a defensible position.
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Quarterbacks Are Overpaid — Just Hand It To Woodhead

Overpaid quarterback with the eight-figure salary. Hand it to the man with the Energizer battery.

The eternal running back vs. quarterback salary debate. Woodhead's career earnings were about 1/10th of an average starting QB.
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Danny Woodhead Protects The Shield

He's Woodhead, he protects the shield. He's Woodhead, and he wrecks the field.

If anyone protects the shield, it's a lunch-pail guy like Woodhead.
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Woodhead Is Rushin' And Wet Like Putin In The Rain

Working up a sweat, moving the chains. He's rushin' and wet, like Putin in the rain.

A triple entendre: rushing yards, Russian, and the famous photo of Putin walking shirtless in the rain. Elite wordplay.
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Being Christian And Being Elite Are One And The Same

Christian and elite, those are one and the same.

A bold theological-athletic hypothesis. Sample size of one (Danny Woodhead) is technically unimpeachable.

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