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L. Ron Mexico
L. Ron MexicoWe Like Our Apples Unwashed And Bought On The Side Of The Road
We like our apples like we like our clothes: unwashed and bought on the side of the road.
A lifestyle manifesto. The FDA recommends washing produce, but grit doesn't care about the FDA.
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L. Ron MexicoPiss In Your Pants Just To Make A Statement
Piss in your pants just to make a statement.
There is no medical or social context in which urinating in your own pants constitutes a statement. Unless you're defining grit, in which case it's the only statement.
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L. Ron MexicoLady Luck Smiled Down On The Viet Cong When Marlins Man Missed Vietnam
I was one year late for Vietnam. Lady Luck smiled down on the Viet Cong.
Marlins Man implying he would have single-handedly turned the tide of the Vietnam War is an all-time self-assessment.
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L. Ron MexicoAsk Brady, Marino, Wade, And LeBron About Me And Your Mom
So call Brady, Marino, Wade and LeBron. And ask 'em 'bout me and your mom.
Weaponizing Marlins Man's celebrity friendships against him while adding a mom joke. Whether Brady, Marino, Wade, and LeBron know Hample's mom remains unverified.