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Sleep is the enemy of greatness for football guys

Sleep is the enemy of greatness. Football guys would just prefer to not sleep ever if they could.

This is a core philosophical tenet of the PMT 'Football Guy' persona, which is subjective but consistent within their world.
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The best way to treat a concussion is 'hair of the dog'—getting another minor brain injury to help you get back out there

It goes along my theory. It's kind of the hair of the dog theory. You know how if you're hungover, best thing you can do, have another drink when you wake up. If you get a concussion, best thing to do is give yourself another small minor brain injury to help you just get back out there.

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Medical science does not support causing further brain injury to treat a concussion; in fact, second-impact syndrome is extremely dangerous.
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Pissing rhabdo-colored urine makes you the best possible teammate

That dark shade of brown that's above clear piss. That's if you have rhabdo. That's when you're actually the best teammate. Sacrificing yourself. When your body is deteriorating, your muscle is deteriorating and you're pissing it out.

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Medically, rhabdomyolysis is a life-threatening condition, not a sign of being a good teammate.

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