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PFT CommenterBig Cat will pay for a Twitter Blue checkmark within two weeks
I put the over under on Big Cat getting a blue check. Two weeks.
Big Cat remained unverified for several months as a bit before eventually getting a checkmark (which Elon Musk later gifted to many high-follower accounts for free anyway). He did not pay within two weeks.
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PFT CommenterMarquette King is quitting the NFL to join Barstool Sports
Marquette King actually did a little bit of flirting with joining Barstool earlier today... he put up the peace sign on Twitter, meaning he was quitting to join Barstool Sports. Heard it here first.
Marquette King did not quit the NFL for Barstool in 2017; he played for the Raiders and Broncos before eventually having a short-lived media partnership much later.
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Big CatiTunes doesn't exist in Canada
I don't even know if that counts for the iTunes rankings. I don't think they have iTunes in Canada, so we don't actually appreciate them, but we'll just say we appreciate them.
iTunes has been available in Canada since 2004.