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Friday, February 3, 201720 takes

Super Bowl Week Finale. Roger Goodell has banned the boys from all official activities so they've gone rogue journalism. Favorite Super Bowl Prop Bets(-). Former Patriot Quarterback Scott Zolak joins the show to talk about Jimmy Johnson intimidating him on a boat, how long Brady will play and Roger Goodell's vendetta(-). 3X Super Bowl Champion Mike Vrabel joins the show to talk about what it's like to play in the Super Bowl, catching passes as a linebacker and Andy Reid's clock management.(-). Segments include Kings stay kings, Thoughts and prayers for the Conglomerate(ft. Spencer Hawes), Hurt or Injured, Spinzone, Explain it to Hank, Dunk ideas and Jimbo's.

Mike Vrabel and Scott Zolak on Super Bowl Prep and Secret Geniuses

The Super Bowl is nearly here, and while Roger Goodell has effectively banned the show from any official media activities, Big Cat and PFT Commenter are currently operating out of a makeshift studio on the sidewalks of Houston. It’s guerrilla journalism at its finest, involving service roads, chain restaurants, and dodging security while grabbing some of the biggest names in the sport. The guys aren't letting a lack of credentials stop them from breaking down the matchup between the Patriots and the Falcons, even if Big Cat isn't exactly feeling the hype for the birds from Atlanta.

Void
Feb 3, 2017
#5604
Big CatBig Cat

The Falcons take some luster off the Super Bowl because they haven't won anything yet

It feels, maybe it's the Falcons, and the Falcons forever will be kind of a fake team, and I don't mean that, no offense to Falcons fans, but that's just, they have to win something, right? No, but they have to win something to be, that's just how it works, right? So the Falcons definitely take a little luster off the Super Bowl.

This is a subjective opinion on the 'feel' of the game.

To help everyone get their finances in order before Sunday, the guys dove into their favorite prop bets. Hank is doing heavy research on the National Anthem length, while PFT is looking for the big payout on the Gatorade bath.

Loss
Feb 3, 2017·Picks
#5605
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Grape Gatorade is the best value bet for the Super Bowl Gatorade bath

What color will the Gatorade be? I love this bet. When they pour it on the coach. Grape. Go grape. It's always tremendous value. It's a big underdog. ...

The Gatorade poured on Bill Belichick in Super Bowl LI was 'Clear/Water'. Grape was incorrect.

Big Cat, meanwhile, is looking at the officiating and the inevitable gamesmanship that comes with a Tom Brady start.

Loss
Feb 3, 2017·Picks
#5606
Big CatBig Cat

Tom Brady will complain his way into a roughing the passer penalty in the Super Bowl

Will there be a roughing the passer penalty? Yes is plus 120. Oh, I like that. Tom Brady will cry his way to one at least. Yeah, if you breathe on him...

There were zero roughing the passer penalties called for either team in Super Bowl LI.

Former Patriots quarterback and current Boston radio legend Scott Zolak joined the show from the sidewalk to talk about his time in New England and why he thinks the dynasty hasn't slowed down. Zolak dropped some serious knowledge on the internal dynamics of the Patriots, specifically the mysterious role of Ernie Adams. According to Zolak, Adams isn't just a staffer; he's the man who actually makes the engine run by distilling everything down for Belichick.

Win
Feb 3, 2017
#5607
Scott ZolakScott Zolak

Ernie Adams is the secret genius behind Bill Belichick's success

I think Ernie Adams made Bill Belichick. That's an interesting thing to talk about because people don't know what Ernie Adams does. ... Ernie's a football Rain Man. When you go to Vegas, you're going to take Rain Man here to count cards. Ernie Adams is Bill Belichick's card counter. ... The Malcolm Butler play. They went over us and over us. Ernie drew up that Pete Carroll offensive red zone pass play just in case it came to a play on the one-yard line. ... Ernie Adams made that happen.

While widely accepted by Patriots insiders that Adams had a massive influence, Belichick's overall success can't be attributed to one person, but the Butler play claim is supported by Patriots documentaries.

Zolak also shared some incredible stories about his own career, including the time Jimmy Johnson intimidated him on a boat and why he truly believes he was the prototype for the greatest quarterback of all time.

Void
Feb 3, 2017
#24196
Scott ZolakScott Zolak

I was actually the original Tom Brady but I just never got the chance to prove it

I was originally the first Brady and timing was a bitch. You know, they drafted Bledsoe and [Parcells] like, I can't play [you]. I love you, but I got to play this guy... I wasn't ready, man. I just wasn't ready.

Purely speculative and highly unlikely given Brady's unique career, though Zolak did have some success as a backup.
Win
Feb 3, 2017
#5608
Scott ZolakScott Zolak

Tom Brady will play until he is 45 or 46 years old

How many more years do you think Tom Brady plays? Three. His dad, Tom Sr. and Tom, I think it's 45, 46, realistically. I don't know how long that body...

Tom Brady played until the age of 45, retiring in February 2023. Zolak's prediction was incredibly accurate.

Three-time Super Bowl champion and current Texans defensive coordinator Mike Vrabel also stopped by. As a long-time listener, Vrabel fit right in, though he did have to answer for his part in the Patriots' historical dominance. He described the surreal experience of playing in the biggest game on earth, noting that the adrenaline and speed make it almost impossible to process in the moment.

Void
Feb 3, 2017
#5610
Mike VrabelMike Vrabel

The Super Bowl is played at a speed so fast it's hard to even remember individual plays

It is so fast that I could probably tell you in 14 years, I could tell you every game that I played in from a rookie to a third-year player... and I can barely recall plays from the Super Bowl. It's that fast. It's wait, wait, wait. ... and then all of a sudden, you're on the field, and it's like the final drive.

This is a first-hand account of a player's experience, which is subjective but authentic.

Vrabel also cleared up some history regarding his goal-line targets and whether a certain tight end might have borrowed a few of his moves.

Void
Feb 3, 2017
#24197
Mike VrabelMike Vrabel

Rob Gronkowski's signature spike is a rip-off of my 2006 celebration

Just so you know, that Gronk spike looks eerily familiar to the one that I used in 2006.

Vrabel did indeed spike the ball after his touchdown catches, though whether Gronk 'ripped him off' is a matter of interpretation.

In a quick check-in with the Conglomerate, Spencer Hawes hopped on to discuss his trade to the Milwaukee Bucks and the future of his multi-state operation. The guys also touched on the return of Coach K, which Big Cat viewed through a very specific lens of tactical excuse-making.

Void
Big CatBig Cat

Coach K took a leave of absence just to create 'adversity' as an excuse for Duke potentially failing

I figured it out. Duke was the favorite to win the national title. ... Coach K just added his own little adversity, so when he ultimately fails this season and doesn't coach them to a national title, he said, well, I dealt with a lot of outside things this year.

Duke did not win the national title in 2017 (they lost in the Round of 32 to South Carolina), but the surgery was real.

Finally, the show wrapped up with a look at Butch Jones and the Tennessee program. After hearing about the "five-star hearts" being recruited to Knoxville, Big Cat had a very clear vision for how their next season is going to play out.

Push
Feb 3, 2017·Spin Zone
#5614
Big CatBig Cat

Tennessee will start the next season 3-0 and then lose every remaining game

Tennessee. They're going to start 3-0 and then lose all the rest of their games. And then pretend to like that stupid color orange. No offense.

Tennessee started 3-1 (not 3-0) and then lost 8 of their final 9 games, including every SEC matchup. It wasn't quite 'losing all the rest', but it was remarkably close to the predicted spirit.

Good luck to everyone on the coin flip and remember: tails never fails.

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More Takes

Void
Feb 3, 2017
#5602
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Roger Goodell is being negligent by not knowing Barstool since they've been 'threatening his life'

[Roger Goodell] said he had never heard of Barstool Sports before. I believe him, yo. Which is bullshit. And as Dave and Hank mentioned, he's being negligent if he doesn't know who Barstool is because they were the ones that have been threatening his life. Allegedly. Through his own ignorance, he's actually putting the entire NFL in harm's way by not making sure that he takes all the precautions to stay alive.

The claim is satirical and refers to the 'alleged' threats as part of a comedy bit; it's not a factual claim of a murder plot.
Loss
Feb 3, 2017·Null
#24192
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Marquette King is quitting the NFL to join Barstool Sports

Marquette King actually did a little bit of flirting with joining Barstool earlier today... he put up the peace sign on Twitter, meaning he was quitting to join Barstool Sports. Heard it here first.

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Marquette King did not quit the NFL for Barstool in 2017; he played for the Raiders and Broncos before eventually having a short-lived media partnership much later.
Void
Feb 3, 2017·Null
#24193
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

New England's musical culture is better than Atlanta's in a landslide

If you stack [Boston and Atlanta] up side by side, it's not even close in terms of musical culture. In Boston, you've got Stained. You've got New Kids on the Block. You've got LFO... In Atlanta, you've got Travis Tritt, and that's it... New England in a landslide.

This is a subjective opinion, though widely considered absurd given Atlanta's massive influence on music.
Win
Feb 3, 2017·Picks
#24194
HankHank

The National Anthem for Super Bowl LI will be under two minutes and fifteen seconds

I got the under 2:15 [on the National Anthem]. I did a little research... Lady Antebellum did it [two years ago] and it was only two minutes.

Luke Bryan's anthem in Super Bowl LI clocked in at 2:04, meaning the under hit.
Void
Feb 3, 2017
#24195
Scott ZolakScott Zolak

The Patriots' roster strategy is just signing every productive white receiver in the league

They found the team aspect defensively... they reload at receiver, man. They get [Chris] Hogan, freaking lacrosse player. They got Edelman. If Edelman is going to go down, they'll probably go get that [Cole] Beasley kid from Dallas... You're just picking out white guys... That's what the national press thinks they like to do.

This is a comedic observation, though the Patriots did famously employ a high number of white slot receivers (Welker, Edelman, Hogan, Amendola, Burkhead).
Push
Feb 3, 2017
#5609
Scott ZolakScott Zolak

Super Bowl LI Prediction: Patriots 33, Falcons 24

Give us a Super Bowl prediction. 33-24 pass. Sorry, Atlanta.

The final score was Patriots 34, Falcons 28. Zolak was very close on the Patriots' total and picked the correct winner.
Win
Feb 3, 2017
#5611
Mike VrabelMike Vrabel

Tom Brady is a 'medical science miracle'

And Tom Brady's playing. He's 39. 39, right? And he's getting better. A medical science miracle.

Brady's longevity and peak performance into his 40s is widely documented.
Void
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Mike Wilbon is actually a blogger because his job is the same as Barstool's

Has somebody explained to Mike Wilbon that his job is pretty literally our job? So he's a blogger, too. He doesn't even write columns anymore. You know what? Anybody that doesn't like bloggers, guess what? You're a blogger. I'm going to call you a blogger.

This is a satirical take on media definitions.
Win
Feb 3, 2017·Spin Zone
#24198
Big CatBig Cat

Butch Jones' 'five-star hearts' recruiting philosophy is a spin for missing out on actual talent

Butch Jones, Tennessee, they're back... Butch Jones said this after maybe a less than stellar recruiting class: 'We want five-star hearts and five-star competitors.' So he's not looking for five-star recruits. He's looking for five-star hearts.

Butch Jones' tenure at Tennessee ended shortly after due to poor results, proving 'five-star hearts' don't win as much as five-star recruits.
Void
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The left wing of politics is where the 'cucks' sit and the right wing is where the 'frogs' sit

What PFT really was trying to say was the left is where the cucks sit, and the right is where the frogs sit... Everyone's doing green face on the right. You got a bunch of snowflakes on the left. They're all triggered.

This is a satirical parody of 2017 political discourse and cannot be evaluated for factual accuracy.

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