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Mike Vrabel

Mike Vrabel

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2017 — 2024
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Mike VrabelMike Vrabel

Teams that play hard are guaranteed to stay in the game

There was a veteran coach at Ohio State... he said, 'man, your guys would play hard.' I didn't realize how good that felt when he said 'your guys play hard.' So I always try to carry that through. If you play hard, you're gonna be in the game.

It's a foundational football belief, though talent often overcomes simple effort in the NFL.
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Mike VrabelMike Vrabel

I would not lose to Luke Fickell in a street fight

I do not believe if it was a street fight that I would lose to [Luke Fickell]. [Even though he's an elite wrestler], that is not a sanctioned wrestling event. I'm intimidating. I'm bigger than him. I would not lose.

This is a hypothetical street fight between two friends/coaches that will never happen.
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Mike VrabelMike Vrabel

Bill Belichick's football knowledge is great for media and TV

I think there's just so much knowledge there and the way that he can articulate it and he explains it. And those are, when I watched him briefly in those media opportunities, that's what we felt like. That's kind of what we got in a team meeting was this overall history of football.

Belichick's 2024 media appearances (Draft, Manningcast) have been widely praised for exactly the reasons Vrabel cited.
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Mike VrabelMike Vrabel

NFL touchbacks will increase as the season goes on under the new kickoff rule

I think you'll probably see, I think as the season goes on, probably more touchbacks. I think that we'll see... what the 30 yard line does on the touchback. If it keeps the kickoff alive and it keeps guys in the game, I think there will be more returns, but eventually you'll see more touchbacks.

In the early weeks of the 2024 season, touchback rates actually increased significantly compared to the preseason, validating Vrabel's intuition.
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Mike VrabelMike Vrabel

The secret to surviving a bear attack while hiking is simply being faster than your wife

my wife Jen and I going hike and she's like, 'well I saw on Instagram they get bears out there now.' And I'm like, 'babe, I don't have to be faster than the bear. I just have to be faster than you.' It's not that hard to understand.

It's a joke, though technically being faster than the slowest person does improve survival odds in a predator scenario.
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Mike VrabelMike Vrabel

Eli Manning is a Hall of Famer because he played very well in big games.

He's a guy who played really well in big games. I mean if you guys got to vote would you vote Yes? It was not the whole very good and he was very good... he played very well in big games.

Eli Manning is widely projected to be a Hall of Famer, though he isn't eligible for induction until 2025.
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Mike VrabelMike Vrabel

Urban Meyer will never coach football again.

Do you think he's going to coach again? [Vrabel:] I don't think so. I think he's enjoying his family. I think he enjoys the TV... but you he's gonna coach? I don't know.

Urban Meyer returned to coaching as the head coach of the Jacksonville Jaguars in January 2021.
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Mike VrabelMike Vrabel

Central Time is the best time zone for watching sports.

Central time is the best time to watch sports. No question. [Big Cat:] No question.

This is an inherently subjective preference about lifestyle and viewing habits.
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Mike VrabelMike Vrabel

Confirming the Titans intentionally put 12 men on the field to stop the clock against the Jets

[PFT Commenter]: Was that on purpose so that you could stop the clock? [Mike Vrabel]: You'll never know. ... [PFT Commenter]: Based on how quickly you answered, I'd say absolutely. That was on purpose. [Mike Vrabel]: I didn't look too pissed off when it happened, did I?

Vrabel's non-denial and subsequent comments are widely accepted by the show and analysts as an admission of the intentional strategy.
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Mike VrabelMike Vrabel

The Super Bowl is played at a speed so fast it's hard to even remember individual plays

It is so fast that I could probably tell you in 14 years, I could tell you every game that I played in from a rookie to a third-year player... and I can barely recall plays from the Super Bowl. It's that fast. It's wait, wait, wait. ... and then all of a sudden, you're on the field, and it's like the final drive.

This is a first-hand account of a player's experience, which is subjective but authentic.
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Mike VrabelMike Vrabel

Rob Gronkowski's signature spike is a rip-off of my 2006 celebration

Just so you know, that Gronk spike looks eerily familiar to the one that I used in 2006.

Vrabel did indeed spike the ball after his touchdown catches, though whether Gronk 'ripped him off' is a matter of interpretation.
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Mike VrabelMike Vrabel

Tom Brady is a 'medical science miracle'

And Tom Brady's playing. He's 39. 39, right? And he's getting better. A medical science miracle.

Brady's longevity and peak performance into his 40s is widely documented.

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