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Coach Mike Vrabel on the Titans' Run, DK Metcalf's Speed, and Time Traveling
The clocks have changed, and the guys are feeling the temporal shift. Hank is out here trying to convince everyone that we've somehow manifested more actual sunlight through the power of legislation, while PFT is honoring the real heroes of the spring forward season.
PFT CommenterPeople who never change their car or microwave clocks are 'True Time Warriors'
Every single year. It's like who are the true time Warriors out there that don't change their clocks and the cars are there microwaves or they're already out on your wrist.
With Conference Tournament week arriving, the bracketology beef is heating up. Archie Miller is out here calling Joe lunardi an Oscar the Grouch lookalike, which Big Cat thinks is actually a compliment given Oscar's job security. While the bubble teams sweat, Big Cat is looking at some blue bloods and some West Coast sleepers to make some noise.
Big CatWashington and North Carolina are the dark horse teams of the conference tournaments
By the way, Washington, if you're looking for Long Shots, Washington and UNC. Those are the two teams and their conference. [PFT:] You don't think UNC...
The King and the Coronavirus
LeBron James and the Lakers are officially back at the height of their powers after a massive weekend. Big Cat is already punching their ticket to the Finals, but PFT thinks the real reason for the turnaround has more to do with who isn't in the building anymore.
PFT CommenterThe Lakers are better off without Magic Johnson in the front office.
Would you say that the Lakers are better without Magic Johnson working in the front office? Because it kind of turned it around ever since he quit being team president to be full-time Tweeter. [Big Cat:] Yeah, it's like both sides... win-win situation.
Of course, we had to check in on the global pandemic. PFT has been doing his own research into preventative medicine, and his current protocol involves a lot of 80-proof spirits and a very specific strategy for long-term immunity.
PFT CommenterChugging Tito's Vodka can help prevent Coronavirus
I think it's a bitch. I'm going to chug. I think I saw some people that were making their own hand sanitizer out of Tito's vodka and like aloe vera. Okay, so I think if you stay drunk then it's going to kill all the incoming virus and it won't be able to attach ourselves. Right? This is alcohol is an anti. Yeah antiviral.
PFT CommenterI should intentionally get this round of Coronavirus to build up antibodies before it mutates.
I have considered just intentionally getting this round or coronavirus because all I know about infectious diseases from the movie outbreak... I know that it's going to mutate at some point and I want the first one that's the easy one and then I'll have all the antibodies in my system.
Who's Back of the Week
Kyrie Irving is back as a certified coach killer after Kenny Atkinson got the boot in Brooklyn. Hank is convinced Kyrie just cycles through a new philosophy every month until the current coach no longer fits his vibe. Meanwhile, Big Cat is ready to risk it all on his alma mater.
Big CatThe Wisconsin Badgers are a legitimate Final Four contender
Wisconsin is back. I actually said I think I said this two weeks ago. I was sniffing around it. I am fully believing in this team. I am all the way in... I could see final four. I'm all the way in.
Coach Mike Vrabel and DK Metcalf
Our friend Mike Vrabel joined the show to recap the Titans' wild playoff run and his legendary use of the clock loophole against Bill Belichick. We tried to get him to tamper with Tom Brady by pitching to Hank (who legally changed his name to Tom Brady for the segment), but Coach stayed disciplined. He did, however, give us his thoughts on the Hall of Fame status of a certain Giants legend.
Mike VrabelEli Manning is a Hall of Famer because he played very well in big games.
He's a guy who played really well in big games. I mean if you guys got to vote would you vote Yes? It was not the whole very good and he was very good... he played very well in big games.
Then, the highly anticipated showdown finally happened: DK Metcalf in studio to settle the beef with PFT. After weeks of Instagram trash talk, they finally raced down the Barstool hallways. PFT continues to claim victory on a technicality, even though his physical assessment of DK's agility remains harsh.
PFT CommenterDK Metcalf is like an aircraft carrier: powerful but unable to turn
I like to compare you to are. Craft carrier so I can you get you go you're powerful and you go straight and then you turn by degrees of like 1%... You tell everyone they're like, hey tomorrow we're going to turn and then they stay turn the aircraft Kurt.
Million Dollar Ideas
To wrap up the show, the guys roasted the new Rams logo, which looks like it was designed by a committee that forgot the Chargers exist. Big Cat also unveiled his plan to make everyone a millionaire through the power of specialized hobbyist t-shirts that grant the wearer instant status.
Big CatWearing a 'PMT Karate Black Belt' shirt is the ultimate life hack to avoid fights
I have an idea it dawned on me... we are going to start PMT karate and sell the shirt... you according to us. We are the heads of PMT. Karate you listening right now. You have a black belt. Yeah, so you are not stealing Valor... No one will fight you. That's the whole point of wearing the shirt.
If you see a guy in a PMT Karate shirt at the bar, just remember: his hands are registered weapons.
