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Coach Mike Vrabel, DK Metcalf, And Time Traveling

Monday, March 9, 202012 takes

We're time traveling today as we figure out this whole clock switcheroo ( - ). Bracket season is almost upon us with Conference Tournament week and Joe Lunardi is in some beef ( - ). The Lakers look like the best team in the NBA and we have a coronavirus update ( - ). Who's back of the week including coach killing Kyrie and Big Cat believes in the Badgers ( - ). Coach Mike Vrabel joins the show to talk about the improbable run the Titans went on last year, where Tom Brady may end up, and how much he loves to plank ( - ). Seahawks wide receiver DK Metcalf joins the show to squash his beef with PFT and finally race ( - ). Segments include shoe roast for the Rams new logo, tebow update, and Big Cat's idea that he swears will make them millionaires.

Time Traveling

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Take Slip·Mar 9, 2020·Time Traveling
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

People who never change their car or microwave clocks are 'True Time Warriors'

Every single year. It's like who are the true time Warriors out there that don't change their clocks and the cars are there microwaves or they're already out on your wrist.

The existence of these people is a fact, and the label 'Time Warriors' is a subjective descriptor.
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Take Slip·Mar 9, 2020·Time Traveling
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HankHank

Daylight Savings Time adds an hour of sun to the day

Hank thinks we've added an hour of sun with the change we have. [Hank:] We have an extra hour of sun this afternoon. Correct.

Daylight savings does not add more sunlight to the earth's rotation; it merely shifts the clock forward to provide more daylight in the evening.

Recap

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Take Slip·Mar 9, 2020
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Big CatBig Cat

Washington and North Carolina are the dark horse teams of the conference tournaments

By the way, Washington, if you're looking for Long Shots, Washington and UNC. Those are the two teams and their conference. [PFT:] You don't think UNC and CI Cole Anthony said that they were top 10 team right now when like a week ago.

The 2020 Pac-12 and ACC tournaments were canceled due to the COVID-19 pandemic before winners could be crowned, making the 'run' impossible to evaluate.
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Take Slip·Mar 9, 2020
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Big CatBig Cat

The Lakers are going to the NBA Finals

The Lakers are in the NBA Finals. So congratulations to them as first reported by Magic Johnson. He said Laker Nation after seeing what I saw today from the Lakers defensively and offensively they are going to go to the NBA finals. There you go now there he did. Just beat the in this week. And they just beat the What would most people would say are the second and third best team in the league.

The Lakers did indeed make the NBA Finals (and won the championship) in the 2020 Orlando Bubble.
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Take Slip·Mar 9, 2020
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Chugging Tito's Vodka can help prevent Coronavirus

I think it's a bitch. I'm going to chug. I think I saw some people that were making their own hand sanitizer out of Tito's vodka and like aloe vera. Okay, so I think if you stay drunk then it's going to kill all the incoming virus and it won't be able to attach ourselves. Right? This is alcohol is an anti. Yeah antiviral.

Hot TakeLifeScorchingSarcastic
Ingesting alcohol does not prevent or cure COVID-19 and can actually weaken the immune system.

Who Is Back

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Take Slip·Mar 9, 2020·Who's Back
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HankHank

Kyrie Irving is a coach killer who got Kenny Atkinson fired

My other whose back is coach killer Kyrie. Oh, so Kenny Atkinson who was many people were saying was one of the better coaches last year took a young group... He got fired yesterday and people are saying it's Kyrie and KD... Kyrie change seventh head coach in nine NBA season Kyrie Irving.

While Kyrie's influence on the firing is widely speculated upon by NBA insiders and fits the pattern of his career, it remains a subjective interpretation of front office dynamics.
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Take Slip·Mar 9, 2020·Who's Back
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Big CatBig Cat

The Wisconsin Badgers are a legitimate Final Four contender

Wisconsin is back. I actually said I think I said this two weeks ago. I was sniffing around it. I am fully believing in this team. I am all the way in I could see final four. I'm all the way in. I mean I took a future hundred to one no big deal basically going to retire if they win the national championship.

The 2020 NCAA Tournament was canceled due to COVID-19, so the Badgers' Final Four potential was never tested.

Interview

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Take Slip·Mar 9, 2020
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

DK Metcalf is like an aircraft carrier: powerful but unable to turn

I like to compare you to are. Craft carrier so I can you get you go you're powerful and you go straight and then you turn by degrees of like 1%... You tell everyone they're like, hey tomorrow we're going to turn and then they stay turn the aircraft Kurt.

While Metcalf's agility drill was poor, he developed into an All-Pro receiver with a expanded route tree, making the 'can't turn' narrative partially incorrect over time.

Roast

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Take Slip·Mar 9, 2020·Roast
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Big CatBig Cat

The new LA Rams logo is terrible and looks like the Chargers logo

First of all I thought it was the Chargers logo. It looks like it's got a see it looks like it's got a see it. So it's a ram shell. Shaped in a see it looks like the Chargers which I'd have to imagine if you had like a list if you're sitting in the Rams PR room and you're designing this new logo at the top in like bold letters, it should say, please make sure there is no ambiguity with the Chargers.

The logo was officially adopted despite the criticism; the subjective quality of 'terrible' was shared by the majority of the public.
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Take Slip·Mar 9, 2020·Roast
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Big CatBig Cat

The Milwaukee Brewers logo is the best in sports because of the hidden 'MB'

My favorite logo and all sports is though. It's a little bit more complicated the Brewers logo... It's got the middle. In there. Yeah. It's got the letters m and b hmm that blew my mind.

Purely subjective opinion on graphic design.

Tebow Update

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Take Slip·Mar 9, 2020·Tebow Update
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Any competent MLB team should sign Tim Tebow as a lucky charm mascot

Any competent major league baseball team would know that they need to bring Tim Tebow into their Clubhouse for their Major League Squad... He's like a walking breathing circumcising rally monkey.

OpinionBaseballMediumSarcastic
Tebow never made a Major League roster, and teams generally prioritize talent over 'good luck charms' at the professional level.

Picks

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Take Slip·Mar 9, 2020·Picks
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Big CatBig Cat

Wearing a 'PMT Karate Black Belt' shirt is the ultimate life hack to avoid fights

I have an idea it dawned on me... we are going to start PMT karate and sell the shirt... you according to us. We are the heads of PMT. Karate you listening right now. You have a black belt. Yeah, so you are not stealing Valor... No one will fight you. That's the whole point of wearing the shirt.

While the shirts were likely sold, the claim that they would make the hosts 'millionaires' or actually prevent fights is humorous exaggeration.