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Big CatNadal winning mostly on clay makes him a Mickey Mouse champion
It's Mickey Mouse to have to only win on one surface. Well, I think he also won the Australian, right? ... 14 of his 22 are at Roland Garros.
Big CatNovak Djokovic is the GOAT for opting out of Grand Slams to avoid vaccine mandates
Novak Djokovic... has decided that he is not going, he's going to opt out of future grand slams with COVID-19 vaccine mandates. And I just want to say I, I applaud him and he's brave. And I think that everyone should get their own choice. So good job Djokovic, you're my goat.
PFT CommenterTennis players should get a point for hitting a line judge
I think they should just make a new sport where the lines are always live and if you hit a line judge, you get an extra point. ... A dodgeball tennis hybrid. ... I'm saying you should get a point added on.
PFT CommenterRoger Federer should be investigated for PED use because he's been too good for too long
I'm thinking about doing a witch hunt with Federer. Has anybody ever looked into PEDs with him? Because it feels like he's been too good for too long... Roger Federer probably did PEDs.
PFT CommenterSerena Williams can't be the G.O.A.T. athlete if she won't play Wimbledon while 9 months pregnant
I am upset, though, that Serena's not playing because she's pregnant. So I guess she can play when she's just like three months pregnant, but she can't play when she's nine? Fully pregnant... I can think of 700 male tennis players that would be fine playing when their wives were pregnant.
PFT CommenterSerena Williams could beat Roger Federer
I'm going to say it. I think Serena could beat Roger Federer. Ooh, okay. I'm actually going to be the first person to say that, so come at me.
PFT CommenterPregnancy is technically a performance enhancing drug for athletes
Serena Williams how she got pregnant and how being pregnant is technically a performance enhancing drug because she has more blood in her system because she's not on the dot anymore and since she has more blood she's got more red blood cells which means she's circulating oxygen at a higher rate.