PMT DB
Mailk Monk and Mark Stoops
It's summer time so that means it's time to have stupid arguments no one cares about. This week it's can Serena Williams beat men in tennis ( - ). Russ Westbrook gets his MVP, Lavar Ball is a wrestling phenom ( - ). Hot Seat/Cool Throne ( - ). Mt Rushmore of Middle School lunch snacks ( - ) . 11th pick in the NBA draft Malik Monk joins us to talk about playing MJ 1 on 1, how many points he'll score in the NBA, and what type of Coach John Calipari is ( - ). We also include some of our highlights from our guest hosting appearance on Kentucky Sports Radio ( - ). Segments include Trouble in Paradise for Vince Young/Jeff Fisher, PR 101 James Harrison, Bad Visual for the UFC Fighter that pooped herself and Guys on Chicks.
Intro
PFT CommenterSerena Williams could beat Roger Federer
I'm going to say it. I think Serena could beat Roger Federer. Ooh, okay. I'm actually going to be the first person to say that, so come at me.
PFT CommenterNBA Commissioner Adam Silver will appear in a blockbuster movie as himself within the year
The only thing Silver hasn't done yet, I don't think, I can't recall him appearing in a movie as himself, like a big blockbuster movie, but I guarantee within the next year he's going to do it.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
Big CatThe Bulls front office vote for Executive of the Year was a self-vote by Gar Foreman
Gar Foreman, he got a single vote for executive of the year. ... I still think it was himself I think it was himself it's like James Harden getting one vote for defensive player of the year yeah survey says it was himself
Interview
Malik MonkI can beat a 54-year-old Michael Jordan one-on-one
I mean, I always think of somebody who's a lot older than me. In the 50s, I have a pretty good shot of winning. ... No, I was just saying that because he's pretty older now. I think I have a pretty good shot at it.
Malik MonkI have better shooting range than Steph Curry
My confidence is in the all-time high, so I'm always going to think I have a better range, even though I don't. ... [I've] got better [range]. Period.
Malik MonkMy career-high for points in an NBA game will be 59
59? [PFT: 59 points from Malik Monk. That's right in stone.] Yep.
PFT CommenterJohn Calipari intentionally finishes in the Final Four instead of winning titles to avoid NCAA sanctions
Calipari, yeah, he's crooked. He's rigged. But guess what? He's not drawing all that attention to himself by flaunting his rings. He's staying right behind. He's got his rabbit pace car that he's chasing. And he's fine. That's how he gets away with it. That's why he's slick Cal.
PFT CommenterBrooklyn artisanal craft bourbon is better than Kentucky bourbon
Your bourbon is second best in America to Brooklyn artisanal craft bourbon. ... Brooklyn is where you find the best bourbon in America. ... Japanese whiskey, however, is better than both Brooklyn and Kentucky.
Big CatKentucky has effectively won the last ten national titles if you ignore specific outcomes
Actually, Kentucky, when you really think about it, Kentucky has won the last ten national titles, when you think about it that way.
Recap
Big CatReggie Bush was a bust in the NFL
Reggie Bush, who's been pretty much a bust. So it's Reggie Bush, Lendell White, Vince Young, and Matt Leinart. Wow.
Media
PFT CommenterThe US needs to replace Uncle Sam with James Harrison as its national rebrand
The US is in need of a rebrand. Uncle Sam, I'm kind of sick of Uncle Sam, like the tall guy with the beard. Just put James Harrison in the Uncle Sam outfit. No country will fuck with us.