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Paul Bissonnette, Warriors Take Game 2 & Lebron Coming On Pardon My Take?

Monday, June 6, 202224 takes

The 3rd Quarter Warriors showed up on Sunday night and we've got a 1-1 series. We talk about who should feel best after 2 games, Hank's wardrobe jinx, and Lebron coming on pardon my take in the future. (-) Who's back of the week including our good friend Max Homa and internet memes taking down Sony. (-) Paul Bissonnette joins the show to talk about an incredible weekend of hockey, his new hairdo, becoming best friends with Wayne Gretzky and some shout outs. (-) We finish with some PLL talk, the Waterdogs suck again and Hank and Bubba went to Darts over the weekend. (-)

Paul Bissonnette on NHL Playoffs, Warriors' Dominance, and Darts Culture

The third-quarter Warriors returned in a big way during Game 2, essentially stepping on the Celtics' throats and evening up the series. While Hank tried to stay positive about Boston's chances, the momentum swing felt undeniable. The guys debated whether this was a Celtics collapse or just the Warriors reaching their inevitable ceiling, especially with Steph Curry and Jordan Poole finding their rhythm.

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Jun 6, 2022
#23240
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Celtics-Warriors NBA Finals series is going to go seven games

I'm not going to actually say [the Celtics] are dead. I think that the Celtics can and should win the next game at home. I still think it's going to go seven.

The Warriors won the series 4-2 in six games.

Hank, ever the conspiracy theorist when things go south for his teams, was quick to look toward the league office for answers on why the series felt tilted during the first half.

Void
Jun 6, 2022
#17491
HankHank

The NBA clearly has an agenda to extend the Finals series

The NBA clearly has an agenda, like fact or fiction. And the NBA would like this series to go more games than four... having the Warriors win tonight guarantees it goes more than five.

While the series did go six games, there is no evidence of an official agenda.

Speaking of coaching, Big Cat dismissed the growing noise that Steve Kerr is somehow just a passenger for the Warriors' dynasty.

Win
Jun 6, 2022
#17493
Big CatBig Cat

Calling Steve Kerr overrated is the craziest take possible

It seems like there might be some, a group of people that think Steve Kerr's overrated, which is maybe the craziest take. That's one of those ones where it's like, we've all just we've exhausted every avenue of debate that we're now talking about Steve Kerr, who has, I think he has eight, eight rings total.

Steve Kerr won his 4th title as a coach (9th overall) later that month, further cementing his resume.

The conversation shifted to LeBron James potentially starting a podcast, which led to some inevitable scouting of his son's future in the league. Big Cat and PFT are already all-in on Bronny James before he even finishes high school.

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Jun 6, 2022
#23243
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Bronny James is going to be a better NBA player than LeBron James

I think [Bronny James] is going to be better than his dad.

While early in his career, Bronny was a late second-round pick and faces an uphill battle to match even a fraction of LeBron's accomplishments.

Biz Nasty and the Peter Mans-Biz Look

Paul Bissonnette joined the show looking absolutely ridiculous with a shaved head, honoring a bet after the Oilers outlasted the Flames. Biz shared incredible stories about hanging out with Wayne Gretzky, including a private jet ride where The Great One was mostly concerned about getting to a junior hockey game to support the kids. Biz is fully immersed in the hockey world right now, even if his betting record remains impressively bad.

Win
Jun 6, 2022
#17497
Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

The New York Rangers are playing unsustainable hockey and got lucky against Pittsburgh

Rangers fans were losing it because I was like, yes, this team has had success all year, but fuck, do they give up a lot of high, dangerous scoring chances and rely on their goaltending. I think that they're going to get worked in playoffs... believe me when I say they got so lucky that Jarry got hurt and they had to play a three third string goalie, they got [worked].

The Rangers' luck did run out in the Conference Finals as they lost to Tampa Bay in 6 games shortly after this episode.

Biz didn't hold back on the Avalanche-Oilers series, specifically the controversial hit on Nazem Kadri. He’s also coming around on the Rangers as a potential dynasty, despite his long-standing feud with their sensitive fan base.

Loss
Jun 6, 2022
#23245
Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

Evander Kane should have been suspended for the remainder of the series for his hit on Nazem Kadri

My opinion on it, because [Nazem] Kadri is out the rest of the series, [Evander] Kane should be out the rest of the series. ... It was a dirty play, whether it was by accident or not.

The NHL Department of Player Safety only issued a one-game suspension.

He also gave a massive shoutout to Cale Makar, who he believes is a generational talent that defies the traditional definition of a defenseman.

Win
Jun 6, 2022
#23248
Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

Cale Makar is the Connor McDavid of defensemen

He is a freak. He's a Connor McDavid of defense. It's just like, he's just so fucking good. He's so well-conditioned. He always makes the right play. He's sick on offense. He's basically a forward, but he never gets caught up the ice. He is fucking incredible.

Makar won the Norris Trophy and Conn Smythe in 2022, confirming his status as a generational talent.

Who’s Back and Darts Culture

Hank and Bubba shared their experience of attending a professional darts event with 50 other Barstool employees. The scene sounded like pure "dudes rock" energy, with 54 guys chanting and drinking through a high-stakes competition. Hank walked away convinced that the atmosphere of professional darts is something the United States needs more of, even if the math remains a mystery to most casual viewers.

Void
Jun 6, 2022
#17500
HankHank

Professional darts is a better spectator sport than Lacrosse

[Darts] might be ahead of lacrosse as the sport of the future. ... I don't think there's any event that's happened that this usher has seen 54 people come in at one time... It exceeded my expectations. Like it was, it was a great time. It was a good viewing experience.

This is a subjective lifestyle/sports take. Darts has a massive following in Europe but remains niche in the US compared to growing sports like Lacrosse.

Big Cat, ever the Wisconsin loyalist, believes the talent pool for the next great American darter is sitting in a Midwest dive bar right now.

Void
Jun 6, 2022
#23250
Big CatBig Cat

Wisconsin is the capital of high-level dart players

I bet you we could find there's probably some like insane dart players, untapped resources. Like you go to a fucking hole in the wall bar in the Midwest guys were playing darts all day. I feel like Wisconsin is ground zero [for the best players].

While subjective, Wisconsin is indeed known for its vibrant bar-game culture, though professional darts is dominated by the UK.

Who's Back featured a mention of Max Homa's historic putting performance at the Memorial. PFT is ready to crown him a major favorite heading into Brookline.

Loss
Jun 6, 2022·Who's Back
#23244
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Max Homa is a top 10 or 20 favorite to win the 2022 U.S. Open

Max [Homa] is legitimately good. He's probably, he's gotta be like top 10, top 20 favorites to win the us open.

Max Homa finished T47 at the 2022 U.S. Open.

Finally, the Waterdogs are back, and unfortunately for the owners, they still suck. Big Cat and PFT are already looking for answers after a disappointing opening weekend in the PLL.

Loss
Jun 6, 2022
#17499
Big CatBig Cat

The Waterdogs are a disgrace and the worst team in the PLL

PLL Waterdogs. Fucking suck. That team is disgrace... Real quick reminder, Waterdogs are the worst team. When you think it can't go any lower wait until you see the Waterdogs.

The Waterdogs actually improved significantly after this slow start and went on to win the PLL Championship in 2022.

If the Waterdogs don't turn it around soon, expect a very loud and very public coaching search conducted entirely via podcast.

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Loss
Jun 6, 2022
#17488
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Boston Celtics are dead

The Boston Celtics are dead.

The Celtics were far from dead; they won Game 3 and took a 2-1 lead before eventually losing the series 4-2.
Loss
Jun 6, 2022
#17489
HankHank

The Celtics are the better team and will win the series if they execute

If [the Celtics] just have to execute and play their game, they're going to win the series. But I'm just worried... it feels like they are the better team similar to honestly the Heat series where it's like, they're the better team. So it almost makes it worse when games are close and they lose games.

The Celtics lost the series 4-2 to the Warriors, who proved to be the better, more experienced team.
Void
Jun 6, 2022
#17490
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Game 3 is a must-win for the Celtics

I feel like the Celtics have to win this game [Game 3]. If they lose this game, I think they're done.

The Celtics did win Game 3 but lost the series. His prediction that they would be 'done' if they lost was never tested because they won.
Win
Jun 6, 2022
#23241
HankHank

A long series favors the Warriors because of their veteran experience and depth

The longer the series goes, the better off the warriors are. They obviously had the experience and they have the rest.

The Warriors took control of the series late, winning Games 4, 5, and 6 to take the title.
Loss
Jun 6, 2022
#23242
Big CatBig Cat

The Celtics' physical defense will drain the Warriors' will the longer the series goes

I don't know if I agree. I think the Celtics, the way they play defense and the style that they play... the longer it goes, the more gas they take out of the opponent. They kind of suck the will out of the opponent because they play such a tough defense.

The Celtics offense stalled late in the series, and the Warriors' experience proved to be the deciding factor.
Win
Jun 6, 2022
#17498
Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

Cale Makar is as good as Paul Coffey and approaching Bobby Orr status

[Makar] is the greatest defenseman we've seen since Paul Coffey's probably as good as Paul Coffey. If he keeps going on this trajectory easily, right. Maybe right below Bobby Orr could eventually become like a Bobby Orr type. He is a freak. He's a Connor McDavid of defense.

Makar won the Conn Smythe and the Norris Trophy that season, justifying the historical comparisons.
Loss
Jun 6, 2022
#17492
Big CatBig Cat

Bronny James is already the #1 prospect on my draft board

Bronny [James], I see him. He's going to be an NBA superstar... We have a draft board and he's already number one.

Bronny James was not an NBA superstar upon entering the league; he was a late second-round pick (55th overall) in the 2024 NBA Draft and initially struggled in Summer League and limited minutes.
Loss
Jun 6, 2022·Who's Back
#17494
Big CatBig Cat

Nadal winning mostly on clay makes him a Mickey Mouse champion

It's Mickey Mouse to have to only win on one surface. Well, I think he also won the Australian, right? ... 14 of his 22 are at Roland Garros.

While Nadal is dominant on clay, he has won multiple Slams on grass and hard courts, making the 'only win on one surface' claim factually incorrect.
Loss
Jun 6, 2022·Who's Back
#17495
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The world will end before Dan Snyder sells the Commanders

The fucking world ends before Dan Snyder sells the team. I'm going to, I'm going to take myself out back here.

Dan Snyder sold the team to Josh Harris in July 2023, while the world has not yet ended.
Win
Jun 6, 2022
#17496
Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

The Avalanche will easily advance to the Stanley Cup Finals

Yeah, I would say the Colorado is going to easily advance... [Edmonton is] basically kind of without [Draisaitl]. And also now Kane just got a one game suspension... I think they're going to Colorado is going to advance.

The Avalanche swept the Oilers 4-0 to advance to the Stanley Cup Finals.
Loss
Jun 6, 2022
#23246
Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

If the Rangers win the Stanley Cup this year, they are poised to win a second one in the near future

If [the Rangers] win one, they might get fucking two in this next stretch. And they're going to be fucking bending me over. No spit, no lube, sandpaper finish.

The Rangers lost to the Lightning in the 2022 ECF and have not won a Cup since.
Win
Jun 6, 2022
#23247
Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

The Colorado Avalanche will win the Stanley Cup

I think Colorado takes it. ... The premier Southern organization lifts [the Cup].

The Colorado Avalanche defeated the Tampa Bay Lightning 4-2 to win the 2022 Stanley Cup.
Loss
Jun 6, 2022
#23249
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Waterdogs need to consider a coaching change following their 0-1 start to the PLL season

At what point do we have to start looking at a coaching change here? Because this is two years in a row that we've gotten off to a slow start. I'm certainly not going to take any blame for it.

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Coach Andy Copelan remained the coach and the team eventually found success, making the championship game that season.

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