Takes

Bonobos are the goats of apes because they have sex to solve all their problems

Bonobos are the goats of apes... These guys have governments made up on sex... Instead of like a group of bonobos meeting another group of bonobos, they don't fight, they just make love. They share 98.7% of our DNA.

The 'giant baby' on the internet should be put on a steroid and protein schedule to become an NFL left tackle

I want to find that baby and start putting creatine and whey protein in its formula and then make it like an All-Pro left tackle... It's child abuse to not be abusing his childhood putting it to work... he needs to be put on schedule now where he's not going to you know where else we can put this giant.