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Jun 19, 2019·Uhhh Ya Think
#12009
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The awarding of the World Cup to Qatar was definitely not above board

The former president of FIFA was arrested because it turns out the awarding of the World Cup to Qatar or Qatar may not have been above board. Oh, you think? No doy.

OpinionSoccerMildSarcastic
Widespread corruption in the Qatar 2022 bid was confirmed by numerous investigations and the US Department of Justice.
Win
Sep 5, 2016·Uhhh Ya Think
#17861
Big CatBig Cat

LSU does not have a good quarterback and will continue to struggle passing the ball

Turns out LSU doesn't have a good quarterback. Oh, you think? No doy. The 10,000th year that Les Miles has a quarterback that can't throw the ball.

OpinionCFBMild
LSU struggled at QB until the Joe Burrow era in 2018-2019. Les Miles was fired later in the 2016 season.
Win
Jul 20, 2016·Uhhh Ya Think
#22677
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

If Giancarlo Stanton's home run derby balls were people's heads, he'd be arrested for mass murder

If all those balls that Giancarlo Stanton had been hitting in the home run derby were actually people's heads, he would be arrested for murder. Mass murder. He'd basically be worse than Jeffrey Dahmer.

Fact ClaimBaseballMildSarcastic
Literally correct that hitting people's heads with baseball bats at that velocity would be fatal, though obviously a joke.

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