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Stingray Steve and Mike Portnoy 07/20/16
The guys discuss the big news with the hiring of Erika Nardini as CEO and the Chicago Bulls winning the NBA summer league championship. Mt Rushmore of favorite excuses. Miss St. and SEC Superfan Stingray Steve joins the show to talk football and storm chasing. America's lawyer Mike Portnoy discusses all legal matters facing the podcast. Segments include "Not afraid to go there" for Lou Holtz, "Olympic Update", "Uhhh Ya Think", "PR 101", "Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules", and "People Forget That"
Intro
Big CatJimmy Butler lacks the clutch gene
So you're saying that your boy Butler doesn't have the clutch gene? ... The witch hunt for Jimmy Butler keeps going.
Interview
Stingray SteveMississippi State is going to struggle this year because Dak Prescott is gone
I'm going to say Mississippi State is going to struggle a little bit this year just simply because we don't have Dak Prescott on the field anymore for us.
Stingray SteveTennessee will win the SEC East because they have the fewest question marks
Like in the SEC East, you've got to go with Tennessee just simply because they've got a lot of talent coming back and they don't have as many question marks as, say, like Georgia or Florida or anybody else.
Stingray SteveTexas A&M is the sleeper team to contend in the SEC West
But I'm really intrigued, and this is possibly my sleeper team in the SEC West, Texas A&M. Nobody's talking about them. John Chavis is in his second year. I'm going sleeper team to possibly contend Texas A&M.
Stingray SteveDan Mullen won't leave Mississippi State until he has another 10-win season
I think his window of opportunity for leaving went out the window the year that Mississippi State went to number one in 2014, and I think he's going to have to do something or have another 10-win season before he can leave Starkville.
Stingray SteveEveryone in the SEC cheats, but only the dumb ones get caught
And you know what everybody in the SEC says? Everybody cheats. It's just the dumb ones that get caught.
Stingray SteveDak Prescott will be the Cowboys starting quarterback in about a year
I'm going to say about a year. Now, of course, if Romo gets hurt this year, then, of course, I think he may be done. But if he's not, then about a year or two.
Olympic Update
PFT CommenterThe Olympics should stop providing condoms to encourage the breeding of a super race
I think that there should actually be no condoms inside the Olympic Village. These are... the top true of the top one percent genetically. It should be like a rabbit farm in there. We should be forcing them to breed with each other. No condoms.
Mike Greenbergs Dumb Rules
Big CatMLB teams should be limited to 30 fastballs per game
I think teams should only get 30 fastballs a game. ... The art of pitching, the finesse of pitching, Greg Maddox, come on. I mean, he wasn't throwing 105 miles an hour.
PFT CommenterEvery MLB rotation should be required to have a knuckleballer
I would go along those same lines and say that every team has to have a knuckleball pitcher in the starting lineup. ... In the rotation somewhere.
Big CatThe NFL preseason should be 10 weeks long and start in July
I think preseason should start in July. Give us something more to talk about. We should have 10 weeks of NFL preseason.