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Marlins Man At The Ballpark 09/05/16
Special Labor Day edition of Pardon My Take. Sam Bradford trade and roster cuts in the NFL ( - ). New segment "football guy of the week" ( - ). The guys interview Marlins Man and take in a game with him as they conduct the first ever podcast from the first row of a baseball game( - ). Segments include thoughts and prayers, hurt or injured for Steph Curry, the debut of "Christian Persecution" and "Sources" as well as a "Uhhh Ya Think".
Recap
PFT CommenterMarlins Man belongs in the Baseball Hall of Fame
Do you think Marlins Man has a chance of making the Hall of Fame? I think that he's got to be in the conversation. Put him in the asterisk wing.
Big CatTrading Sam Bradford for a first and fourth-round pick was a great deal for the Eagles
The Eagles, great trade for them. Any Eagles fan that's upset by this, I really don't know what to tell you. You just traded Sam Bradford. You weren't going to go to the playoffs, and you got a first and a fourth round.
PFT CommenterSam Bradford is a 'bunk credit score loan' who has sucked and will always suck
Sam Bradford is basically like one of these bunk credit score loans that get repackaged and repackaged and repackaged and sold for normal money... Sam Bradford has sucked, will always suck, and will continue to suck.
Big CatThe Vikings will make the playoffs with Sam Bradford
I think the Vikings are going to probably go to the playoffs now. [PFT: I think you're insane.] I think that their defense is good enough, and I think more than anything, it's a mental thing. You have to show your team that you're not going to just punt on the year.
Football Guy Of The Week
PFT CommenterNick Saban doesn't have sex, he just 'soaks' and watches film
I don't think that Saban has sex. I think that Saban just soaks. You know what soaking is? Yeah, it's the Mormon thing. He just soaks it for a while. And then he's watching film, grading players at the same time.
Interview
Marlins ManThe selfie is the new autograph
I don't really do a lot of autographs. I do a lot more pictures. I think I've had more pictures taken by me in the last year than anybody. The selfie is the new autograph.
Marlins ManA mayor is not a first responder, they are a 'fourth responder'
My understanding of what a first responder is, is when you see a disaster or trouble... those guys are going in. [Bloomberg] is not a first responder. He's the fourth responder.
Christian Persecution
PFT CommenterChristian McCaffrey should have won the Heisman Trophy
Last year, Christian McCaffrey, the best football player on planet Earth, he should have won the Heisman, but he didn't get it because he's a Christian and maybe a white male, but mostly because he's Christian.
PFT CommenterThe SEC is 'bad' this year (2016)
RIP to the SEC, who's bad this year.
Uhhh Ya Think
Big CatLSU does not have a good quarterback and will continue to struggle passing the ball
Turns out LSU doesn't have a good quarterback. Oh, you think? No doy. The 10,000th year that Les Miles has a quarterback that can't throw the ball.
Sources
PFT CommenterTom Brady and Gisele Bündchen might be getting a divorce
Like, maybe things aren't going so well in paradise? Maybe the big D word coming down the pike? Like, maybe he doesn't have such close ties with Brazil anymore?