Takes

NBA teams should be allowed to adjust the dimensions of their own three-point line to create a home-court advantage

Every game would be played differently based on where the three point line is would be exciting to watch. [Big Cat]: I think we said it with Kirk Goldsberry maybe, but yes. This would be awesome. Different dimensions like in baseball. Yeah. This would be so sick.

The best way to fix a locker room with no leadership is to add a malcontent wide receiver

I think the best way to fix [the Jets'] problem is by getting a malcontent wide receiver [Davante Adams] into a locker room with absolutely no leadership.

Jayson Tatum is the NBA equivalent of Brock Purdy

My take is that Jayson Tatum is the NBA equivalent of Brock Purdy... Jason Tatum is awesome. Jason Tatum is not, he plays defense on, not on the same level as [Nikola] Jokic and Luca [Doncic].

I will shave my head if the Celtics win a championship

I will shave my head if the Celtics win a championship. stop it. Like, oh, that was the perm bet you knew in the back of your head... No, I give you my word that I will shave my head if the Sellies win a championship.

Watching Caleb Williams throw a football is like watching Steph Curry play basketball

Albert Breer just put out an entire piece about Caleb Williams... checked all the boxes. Called him a Steph Curry-like experience watching him throw the football. It means Steph Curry's awesome to watch play basketball, so it's like that in football.

The Florida Gators would have won the 2001 National Championship if not for the 9/11 schedule changes

Florida would've won the football national championship in 2001 had nine 11 not happened and the Tennessee game got rescheduled.

I would rather experience Damar Hamlin's on-field medical emergency than Alex Smith's leg injury because you get a peak at the afterlife

DeMar [Hamlin over Alex Smith]. Because you get a peak at the afterlife. For sure... you get treated as a hero when you come back... you get a free clone.