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L. Ron MexicoZack Hample Is Jeffrey Maier With A Blog
Zack you a joke, I'll put you down like a dog. You Jeffrey Maier with a blog.
Both are famous for catching baseballs they arguably shouldn't have. Maier was 12 years old during the 1996 ALCS. Hample does maintain a blog.
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L. Ron MexicoZack Hample Is A USA-Hating Trespassing Traitor
You a USA hater, trespassing traitor. Meet me in the streets you law violator.
Hample was banned from several stadiums for sneaking into restricted areas to catch balls, so 'trespassing' has some basis. 'USA hater' is unsubstantiated.
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L. Ron MexicoMarlins Man Is Not A Man, A Fan, Or A Veteran
You not a man, a fan or a veteran. So fight me bitch, or let it be.
Marlins Man is technically a man and clearly a fan. The 'honorary soldier' designation from his verse is not equivalent to being a veteran. 1 out of 3.
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L. Ron MexicoRG3's Real Trademark Is Not Playing Smart
Your real trademark is that you don't play smart. So stop or your punch clock at Kmart.
RG3 was widely criticized for poor decision-making, particularly scrambling into hits. He never worked at Kmart, but his NFL career did end prematurely.
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L. Ron MexicoPFT Has Two Good Knees And RG3 Has None
He got two good knees and a microphone. You got no more cheese and your fight is gone.
RG3 suffered devastating knee injuries in both the 2012 playoffs and 2013 preseason. PFT's knees remain unconfirmed but presumed healthy.
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L. Ron MexicoRG3 Needs A Mammogram — Just Be A Manly Man
You need a mammogram, just be a manly man.
The American Cancer Society does not recommend routine mammograms for men, though male breast cancer accounts for about 1% of all cases. Early detection saves lives regardless of gender.