Takes

The name 'Luke' is for punks; if you see a Luke, there's a good chance he's a punk.

Luke is a cocky guy name. If you see a Luke, there's a chance that he's probably a bit of a punk.

The Bachelor (Colton Underwood) is lying about being a virgin to get girls

I have credible information that The Bachelor is not really a virgin... He was using my idea of lying about being a virgin to get chicks and executing it masterfully. I did get a tip that included a Snapchat from this guy... with his dick in a [woman].