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Zac Efron + RJ Hampton, The Newest New Zealand Breaker
The Bruins won SCF Game 1 if anyone was still wondering how Tuesday's episode ended ( - ). 5 Star recruit RJ Hampton picked the New Zealand Breakers (the team we own) over all the other colleges and we're now big time recruiters ( - ). The Lakers are a dumpster fire and Kobe is getting dinner with ghosts ( - ). Hot Seat/Cool Throne ( - ). Zac Efron joins the show and we have a wide ranging conversation about Hollywood, his career, growing up a Giants fan, and how he should star in Boner Dogs ( - ). 5 Star Recruit RJ Hampton joined Big Cat on radio to talk about his decision to sign with the New Zealand Breakers ( - ). Segments include bachelorette talk for guys that dont watch the bachelorette, just stop talking Giants, Locker Room talk for Will Muschamp, and guys on chicks.
Recap
PFT CommenterI cucked Coach Cal, Coach K, and Bill Self by signing RJ Hampton to the New Zealand Breakers
I think it's safe to say that we cucked the shit out of Coach Cal, Coach K, and Bill Self all in one fell swoop. We made a damn strong offer, Big Cat. A damn strong offer.
Big CatRJ Hampton's brand will be fine because we will be the number one RJ Hampton podcast on planet Earth
Guess what, Jeff Goodman? His brand is going to be fine because we're going to be the number one RJ Hampton podcast on planet Earth.
PFT CommenterThe Lakers are in a classic rats-on-a-sinking-ship scenario
What this tells me is that this is a classic rats on a sinking ship scenario with the Lakers. Because you're right. Nobody was spared. Everybody got a little taste of some vengeance from somebody else. So everyone inside that front office is talking.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
HankThe Domino's Pizza Tracker is fake
My hot seat is the Domino's tracker... Some big J journalist, independent journalist, went in, did some research, and was like stalking, would put in an order, and would follow the restaurant, follow the driver, and make sure that the tracker was up to date. And it's not. No. He foiled it. He foiled Domino's.
Big CatI am sick of The Rock posting relatable cheat meals while he's in peak physical condition
I'm putting The Rock on my hot seat because I'm sick of him posting his cheat meals. Being like, look how relatable this is, guys. I don't know if you noticed this, but like every month, Rock will post a huge pancake or something. And be like, damn, look at this cheat meal I'm about to devour. Being like, everyone out there, you know what it's like to eat like shit. Yeah, Rock, we eat like shit every fucking day. You're not cool because you eat a big pancake once every 30 days and you can deadlift 1,000 pounds and you spend your life in a fucking gym.
Interview
Zac EfronIntermittent fasting is the easiest thing in the world
No, [intermittent fasting] is the easiest thing in the world... You just don't eat for longer in the morning and a little bit longer before bed... you have 12 hours that you should not eat throughout the day. During your nighttime sleep cycle, say you have your dinner and your dinner ends at 7 p.m., you should not have anything in your body except water.
Zac EfronI can get Big Cat a six-pack in one summer of training
If you come and spend a summer out here in Cali, how about I could show you guys? [Can you get me shredded in a summer?] Yeah. [Six-pack?] In a summer of training? Yeah.
RJ HamptonMy goal was never to play college basketball; I just wanted to be a pro
Ultimately, my dream was never to play college basketball. That was not my main goal. My main goal was always to play in the NBA.
RJ HamptonIf I had chosen to go to college, I would have picked Kansas
No, if I'm being serious, I would have went to the University of Kansas.
Just Stop Talking
PFT CommenterEli Manning is probably a great French kisser because his mouth stays open all the time
He probably actually is a pretty good French kisser because his mouth just stays open at all times.
Locker Room Talk
Big CatUSC is in California; South Carolina should stop calling themselves USC
I can't stand when South Carolina people refer to themselves as USC. That's the worst. You're not USC. USC is in California. I'm sorry. It's just the truth.