Takes

Deshaun Watson definitely wants out of Houston

Deshaun Watson definitely wants out. I read an article. They essentially got hijacked by like a chaplain. Jack Easterby, he went into the office and made Cal McNair pray with him.

The NFC North is currently a league of coaches named Matt

The next one is going to be – fuck, I wrote down the name. I think it's going to be Zach Taylor... But bonus point, if your name's Matt, because now the NFC North has three Matts as their head coaches. Three out of four Matts.