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PFT Commenter
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PFT CommenterThe Browns defense will lead the league in swag this season
A stat that we'll have to keep our eye on this upcoming season. Jim Schwartz from the Browns said that their defense may not lead the league in points against, but they will lead it in swag. Okay. So we're gonna have to keep a running tally on whether or not the Browns are actually leading the league in swag.
The Browns defense was statistically elite in 2023, leading the league in several categories, which generally correlates with 'swag' in football terms.
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Hank
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HankThere is a 0% chance they successfully fly an orca in a cargo plane
I can't, there's, I I just, I know you guys are just fucking with me, but [there's] no way. 0%. 0% [chance this happens].
Hank was technically correct, though not for the logistical reasons he thought; the orca (Lolita/Tokitae) died on August 18, 2023, before the transport could occur.