"The Browns defense will lead the league in swag this season" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Aug 4, 2023·Intro Banter

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The Browns defense will lead the league in swag this season

A stat that we'll have to keep our eye on this upcoming season. Jim Schwartz from the Browns said that their defense may not lead the league in points against, but they will lead it in swag. Okay. So we're gonna have to keep a running tally on whether or not the Browns are actually leading the league in swag.

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The Browns defense was statistically elite in 2023, leading the league in several categories, which generally correlates with 'swag' in football terms.

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Aaron Rodgers looks happier in New York than I've ever seen him

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Jim Irsay is spending $20M to fly an orca for positive PR during the Jonathan Taylor drama

I just love Jim Irsay being like, I, I'm getting so much shit this week. I, my name's being dragged through the mud about the Jonathan Taylor situation. I need some positive press. Oh, I know what I'll do. I'll spend $20M to fly a whale across the country.