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Big CatCoach K will win 'Retirement of the Year' multiple times because he wants a year-long 'suck my dick' tour
I'm going to say coach K is going to win it this year. And he's going to win next year when he actually does retire because coach K has said that he's going to retire, but he needs everyone to suck his dick for an entire year before he actually retired. He could probably be talked into coming back... then he could have a dynasty of retirement.
PFT CommenterDan Wolken thinks sports should not exist until he personally approves of them
[Dan Wolken] thinks it's sports and he doesn't think that sports should ever exist. He thinks that balls, every ball should be deflated in America until such time that Dan Wolken personally approves of it.
PFT CommenterMitchell Trubisky might be the only winner of the Nickelodeon NVP award ever
[Mitchell Trubisky] might be the one and only winner of the NVP award. I, yeah, it would be incredible if it were the four that we're the case. There's definitely a conversation happening and Nickelodeon right now. Like, aye, we can't do the NPP again because those shitheads at Pardon My Take will just ruin it.
Big Cat2020 is going to continue to get worse and 'run up the score' on us
2020 is going to go the fuck out. You imagine if 2020 hasn't even gone to fuck off yet? Do we haven't got the aliens yet? ... A nuclear attack would be just a heat check from 2020.
Big CatI would love to watch a WNBA matinee game on a summer afternoon
I would especially love it if they had a game this afternoon a little matinee with the play in the summertime when kids go to camp. ... I would love to watch the Sky and Mercury.
Big CatThe Houston Astros will break the all-time record for hit-by-pitches during the 2020 season
Imagine if they [Astros] break the record for hit by a batter in a 60 game series like break the hundred and sixty two games. I think we can do it. I believe strongly enough in the unwritten rules of baseball.
Billy FootballSwag Kelly is the best quarterback of the 2017 draft class
[Swag Kelly] is the best quarterback of the 2017 draft 2018 draft. ... That was a terrible take by you remember you said that. [Big Cat: 'I love it.']