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Coach K will win 'Retirement of the Year' multiple times because he wants a year-long 'suck my dick' tour

I'm going to say coach K is going to win it this year. And he's going to win next year when he actually does retire because coach K has said that he's going to retire, but he needs everyone to suck his dick for an entire year before he actually retired. He could probably be talked into coming back... then he could have a dynasty of retirement.

Mitchell Trubisky might be the only winner of the Nickelodeon NVP award ever

[Mitchell Trubisky] might be the one and only winner of the NVP award. I, yeah, it would be incredible if it were the four that we're the case. There's definitely a conversation happening and Nickelodeon right now. Like, aye, we can't do the NPP again because those shitheads at Pardon My Take will just ruin it.

2020 is going to continue to get worse and 'run up the score' on us

2020 is going to go the fuck out. You imagine if 2020 hasn't even gone to fuck off yet? Do we haven't got the aliens yet? ... A nuclear attack would be just a heat check from 2020.

The Houston Astros will break the all-time record for hit-by-pitches during the 2020 season

Imagine if they [Astros] break the record for hit by a batter in a 60 game series like break the hundred and sixty two games. I think we can do it. I believe strongly enough in the unwritten rules of baseball.