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John Calipari To Arkansas, John Fanta Joins Us To Talk Final Four, Who’s Back And The Eclipse May End The World
Emergency breaking news to start the show as John Calipari goes to Arkansas leaving a vacancy at Kentucky (-). We then get to the rest of the show taped in the afternoon with a recap of the Final Four, South Carolina takes down Caitlin Clark and all the pitchers are getting Tommy John (-). Who’s back of the week including an end of the world via cyber hacking (-). John Fanta joins us from Arizona to get us pumped for an all time National Championship Game, Ed Cooley possibly resigning, windmill dunks on mini hoops and more (-). We finish the show talking about the lunar eclipse and a Monday reading (-).
Recap
Big CatJohn Calipari leaving for Arkansas is a huge win for Kentucky
I think it's actually a huge win for Kentucky. Kentucky fans like they wanted him gone two weeks ago. Not only that, but it's a huge win for Kentucky for a couple things. One, you don't have to pay him any money... two, all the boosters that had turned on Cal are gonna be all the way back in... and three... Kentucky is 1 billion times bigger than Coach Cal.
Big CatI personally guarantee Kentucky will win a national title before Arkansas
I'll do my what's the Cavs owners name? Dan Gilbert. Sense. Personally guarantee it. Right. Personally guarantee... I just think Kentucky will be good. I think they'll be, they'll be fine immediately.
PFT CommenterCaitlin Clark is a bust because she can't win the big one
Are we sure Caitlin Clark is actually good. Ooh Bust can't win the can't win the big one.
Who Is Back
Big CatThe obsession with velocity is destroying MLB pitchers' arms
Everyone's obsessed with velocity... everyone just looking at the numbers being like, you gotta throw a hundred, you gotta throw a hundred. And arms are just getting pushed to this max at a early age and everyone's destroying their arms.
Jersey JerryThe US will be under a massive cyber attack sooner rather than later
I suggest you take out all your money outta your bank and stop using credit cards for the next few months until I can give you the green light again. We will be under a cyber attack sooner rather than later. Just looking out, I'm in communication with the very important person for one of, if not the biggest software companies in the world.
HankThe eclipse and the CERN particle collider will send us into the fourth dimension
They're turning CERN on the day of the eclipse. And I believe the research is they're trying to reach a fourth dimension... Once the the moon covers the sun when it comes back, like we'll be in the fourth dimension. Like everything will be different.
Interview
John FantaDan Hurley will be the coaching face of college basketball if he wins the title
Hurley would put himself as the coaching face of college basketball. You will have won each NCAA tournament game if, if you win this game in commanding fashion... He'll win each game by at least 13 points.
John FantaDonovan Clingan will make a three-pointer in the National Championship game
Bold prediction for Monday night. Okay. Donovan Clingan makes a three oh... I could see a high ball screen and instead a roll and he slips back and makes and makes Edey pay for going all the way down there.
John FantaUConn will beat Purdue 83-70 in the National Championship game
UConn 83 Purdue. 70 83 70.
John FantaVillanova must make the tournament next year or Kyle Neptune is in trouble
It is time this upcoming year for Villanova to get back to the big dance floor or else... You can't go a decade of making the NCAA tournament and making runs... then miss it back to back seasons.